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Joke of the day
« on: 14 October 2006, 14:38:05 »
Bloke goes to the opticians.

Optician "You'll have to stop masterbating"

Bloke "Why? Will it send me blind?"

Optician "No, you're upsetting my other patients"
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: 14 October 2006, 14:39:16 »
You get worse ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: 14 October 2006, 14:48:41 »
Did anyone read today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of musli?  :P

No...? well he got pulled in by a strong CURRANT

 ;D ;D ;) :D
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Did anyone read today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of musli?  :P

No...? well he got pulled in by a strong CURRANT

 ;D ;D ;) :D


Hmmmmm...we really are bored aren't we ;D
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: 14 October 2006, 14:56:02 »
Guy goes to Doctors with no clothes on and wrapped in clingfilm....

Guy says to Doctor - "i think i am going mad."

"well" says the Doctor " i can clearly see your nuts"

Ok i will go away and do some work.... :-[
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: 14 October 2006, 15:14:18 »
If your that bored Markie, go on YouTube and look at some of the farting videos. Your male, so you'll obviously love them! (Wife cant understand whats so funny about 'passing wind') :-[
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