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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #30 on: 19 February 2008, 19:50:28 »

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Daftest thing I've done today... ...my boss asked me to answer some questions as honestly as I could...  ...oh dear.


I've done many silly things in my time, many of them ending up in accidents and pain...


Thats up there with SWMBO ( any swmbo) saying " does my bum look big in this" and Mr pausing for a millisecond before saying "no dear"...

The question everyman dreads.. ;D

I like a big bum  :P :P :P ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #31 on: 19 February 2008, 19:51:24 »

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Daftest thing I've done today... ...my boss asked me to answer some questions as honestly as I could...  ...oh dear.


I've done many silly things in my time, many of them ending up in accidents and pain...


Thats up there with SWMBO ( any swmbo) saying " does my bum look big in this" and Mr pausing for a millisecond before saying "no dear"...

The question everyman dreads.. ;D
DONT DONT DONT try my reply to the 'does my bum look big in this' - 'Your bum looks big in everything dear'
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #32 on: 19 February 2008, 19:52:04 »

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Daftest thing I've done today... ...my boss asked me to answer some questions as honestly as I could...  ...oh dear.


I've done many silly things in my time, many of them ending up in accidents and pain...


Thats up there with SWMBO ( any swmbo) saying " does my bum look big in this" and Mr pausing for a millisecond before saying "no dear"...

The question everyman dreads.. ;D

Yeah, One day blokes who don't have an instinctive "no dear" response hard wired into their genetic makeup will have been removed from the gene pool, I reckon.

Fortunately being honest to your boss doesn't normally have an impact on your likelihood of successfully procreating...

Kevin
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« Reply #33 on: 19 February 2008, 19:53:53 »

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Daftest thing I've done today... ...my boss asked me to answer some questions as honestly as I could...  ...oh dear.


I've done many silly things in my time, many of them ending up in accidents and pain...


Thats up there with SWMBO ( any swmbo) saying " does my bum look big in this" and Mr pausing for a millisecond before saying "no dear"...

The question everyman dreads.. ;D

Sues bum is big anyway ;D
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #34 on: 19 February 2008, 19:54:21 »

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Daftest thing I've done today... ...my boss asked me to answer some questions as honestly as I could...  ...oh dear.


I've done many silly things in my time, many of them ending up in accidents and pain...


Thats up there with SWMBO ( any swmbo) saying " does my bum look big in this" and Mr pausing for a millisecond before saying "no dear"...

The question everyman dreads.. ;D

My mate answered that question with ...  "Of course it does, your bum looks big in everything because it IS big" ... needless to say he is no longer married to that lady. He now says the same thing to his 2nd wife and gets away with it because she is a "large lady" .. with an even larger personality and sense of humour !!   :)  
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« Reply #35 on: 19 February 2008, 20:01:08 »

 :-[ At Squires Gate Airport (Blackpool).....In front of an oh-so gleeful BBC North-West news-crew (that just happened to be there shooting other stuff): I landed my beautiful homebuilt composite-aircraft with it`s nose-wheel still retracted, `only scratched the paint, but suffered a very dented pride!.....if I remember; the phrase overheard (as the BBC guys got into their van) was "what a result!"  :-[
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #36 on: 19 February 2008, 20:01:31 »

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Daftest thing I've done today... ...my boss asked me to answer some questions as honestly as I could...  ...oh dear.


I've done many silly things in my time, many of them ending up in accidents and pain...


Thats up there with SWMBO ( any swmbo) saying " does my bum look big in this" and Mr pausing for a millisecond before saying "no dear"...

The question everyman dreads.. ;D
DONT DONT DONT try my reply to the 'does my bum look big in this' - 'Your bum looks big in everything dear'[/quote]
lmfao ;D ;D
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #37 on: 19 February 2008, 20:05:35 »

I think these pictures warrant a place on this thread ;D ;D







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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #38 on: 19 February 2008, 20:10:09 »

Not replaced the cambelt on my last mig.  :'(
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« Reply #39 on: 19 February 2008, 20:12:34 »

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:-[ At Squires Gate Airport (Blackpool).....In front of an oh-so gleeful BBC North-West news-crew (that just happened to be there shooting other stuff): I landed my beautiful homebuilt composite-aircraft with it`s nose-wheel still retracted, `only scratched the paint, but suffered a very dented pride!.....if I remember; the phrase overheard (as the BBC guys got into their van) was "what a result!"  :-[
you built that Debs impressive :y
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« Reply #40 on: 19 February 2008, 20:17:30 »

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:-[ At Squires Gate Airport (Blackpool).....In front of an oh-so gleeful BBC North-West news-crew (that just happened to be there shooting other stuff): I landed my beautiful homebuilt composite-aircraft with it`s nose-wheel still retracted, `only scratched the paint, but suffered a very dented pride!.....if I remember; the phrase overheard (as the BBC guys got into their van) was "what a result!"  :-[
you built that Debs impressive :y

Very impressive indeed :y
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« Reply #41 on: 19 February 2008, 20:21:25 »

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:-[ At Squires Gate Airport (Blackpool).....In front of an oh-so gleeful BBC North-West news-crew (that just happened to be there shooting other stuff): I landed my beautiful homebuilt composite-aircraft with it`s nose-wheel still retracted, `only scratched the paint, but suffered a very dented pride!.....if I
remember; the phrase overheard (as the BBC guys got into their van) was "what a result!"  :-[
you built that Debs impressive :y
My 'baby', a Burt Rutan designed 'Long-Ez': 8 years in the making.....and the foundation of my Ph.D dissertation......AKA the 'Bird`s Banana'  ;D
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« Reply #42 on: 19 February 2008, 20:27:14 »

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:-[ At Squires Gate Airport (Blackpool).....In front of an oh-so gleeful BBC North-West news-crew (that just happened to be there shooting other stuff): I landed my beautiful homebuilt composite-aircraft with it`s nose-wheel still retracted, `only scratched the paint, but suffered a very dented pride!.....if I
remember; the phrase overheard (as the BBC guys got into their van) was "what a result!"  :-[
you built that Debs impressive :y
My 'baby', a Burt Rutan designed 'Long-Ez': 8 years in the making.....and the foundation of my Ph.D dissertation......AKA the 'Bird`s Banana'  ;D

Sounds OK, but think Banana's Bird sounds better ::)
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?
« Reply #43 on: 19 February 2008, 20:32:41 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #44 on: 19 February 2008, 21:10:57 »

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:-[ At Squires Gate Airport (Blackpool).....In front of an oh-so gleeful BBC North-West news-crew (that just happened to be there shooting other stuff): I landed my beautiful homebuilt composite-aircraft with it`s nose-wheel still retracted, `only scratched the paint, but suffered a very dented pride!.....if I
remember; the phrase overheard (as the BBC guys got into their van) was "what a result!"  :-[
you built that Debs impressive :y
My 'baby', a Burt Rutan designed 'Long-Ez': 8 years in the making.....and the foundation of my Ph.D dissertation......AKA the 'Bird`s Banana'  ;D


Nice!
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