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[SIR Philbutt]

Our Lifetime in Numbers ......
Life expectancy – 78.5 years or 2,475,576,000 seconds
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750
Friendships – 1,700
Baths – 7,163
Dreams – 104,390
Beef and Veal consumed – 4.5 cows per person
Chickens consumed – 1,201 per person
Potatoes consumed – 5130 pounds
Chocolate – 10,354 bars
Baked Beans – 845 cans
Farts – 35,815 liters of wind
Soap – 656 bars
Toothpaste – 276 tubes
Deodorant – 272 cans
Shampoo – 198 bottles
Beer – 10,351 pints
Wine – 1,694 bottles
Vomit produced – 149 liters
Sex – 4,239 times
Holidays - 59 trips

[SIR Philbutt]

My Lifetime in Numbers: ... what are your's ? 

Life expectancy – 107.5 years or 3,392,442,000seconds
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 205,750 if I can get a word in
FB Friendships – 248 if I'm lucky
Baths – 0 - I only shower
Dreams – 7,104,390 - I'm always dreaming
Beef and Veal consumed – 23.5 cows
Chickens consumed – 2,201
Potatoes consumed – 5130 kilos
Chocolate – 20,354 white bars
Baked Beans – 84 cans
Farts – 235,815 liters of wind
Soap – 6 bars maybe less
Toothpaste – 0 tubes - never
Deodorant – 0 cans - I smell
Shampoo – 19 bottles
Beer – 100,351 pints - maybe more
Wine – 11,694 bottles maybe more
Vomit produced – 1 litre
Sex – 94,239 times maybe more
Holidays - 2,159 trips - maybe more

[Webby the Bear]

youre stats are well wrong mate.

4.5 cows?? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex?? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! 

[SIR Philbutt]

youre stats are well wrong mate.

4.5 cows?? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex?? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! 

your not supposed to count the times your on your own 

[Webby the Bear]

youre stats are well wrong mate.

4.5 cows?? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex?? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! 

your not supposed to count the times your on your own 

oh ok, then its 1!!! 

[Ian_D]

youre stats are well wrong mate.

4.5 cows?? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex?? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! 

your not supposed to count the times your on your own 

 

Where did you find these stats then?

[Richie London]

I've  only had sex once in the last 2yrs. no way will i reach that figure 

[Richie London]

There's a few on here who should have a lube tube total 

[SIR Philbutt]

youre stats are well wrong mate.

4.5 cows?? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex?? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! 

your not supposed to count the times your on your own 

Sent to me on FB. Will try and find out and update 

 

Where did you find these stats then?

[Kevin Wood]

There's a few on here who should have a lube tube total 

Is that something to do with oil threads?

 

[mantahatch]

Life expectancy – 78.5 years or 2,475,576,000 seconds--Yeh I am 46, will be lucky to reach 50.
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750--Probably half that amount
Friendships – 1,700--possibly
Baths – 7,163-- What, I have that many in a year.
Dreams – 104,390--maybe
Beef and Veal consumed – 4.5 cows per person--maybe
Chickens consumed – 1,201 per person--maybe
Potatoes consumed – 5130 pounds==no chance, I only eat chips and then only occasionally
Chocolate – 10,354 bars--Ah I could easily double that
Baked Beans – 845 cans--probably half that amount.
Farts – 35,815 liters of wind--no idea
Soap – 656 bars--yes easily
Toothpaste – 276 tubes--yes easily
Deodorant – 272 cans--yes easily
Shampoo – 198 bottles--yes easily (still have full head of hair)
Beer – 10,351 pints--probably half that
Wine – 1,694 bottles--probably less than 10 bottles in my entire life
Vomit produced – 149 liters--maybe
Sex – 4,239 times--Oh at least 20 times this figure 
Holidays - 59 trips--maybe