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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #45 on: 07 October 2011, 21:22:25 »
I got bitten on the nads by a mosquito a while back!  :o It was itchy as hell and I kept scratching 'em without thinking.... Got some very funny looks!!  :-[  It became strangely pleasurable after a while.......  :D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #46 on: 07 October 2011, 21:23:30 »
I just "spotted" reading all this  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and swmbo (pls note stmo) has just grunted at me for disturbing her dci banks  :o :'(

Best i've ever achieved is a sting on the leg, once, going looking for a nest tomorrow !!! :o

do not want to see that picture millwall  :D :D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #47 on: 07 October 2011, 21:38:09 »
all i can say is protect your nuts  you dont want them being stung i can assure you ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #48 on: 07 October 2011, 21:52:08 »
a perfectly reasonable explination by Jamie i just feel sorry for jasper the wasp he was probably very scared nearly disapearing down the brown hole ive heard hes been in hiving ever since

on a brighter note invited him to newent next year so he can see that you can turn the other cheek and you dont always get the arse

i dont really see what people are finding so funny it must have been painfull :o and they all seem to be getting a buzz out of it :-X :-X
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #49 on: 08 October 2011, 07:54:00 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 07 October 2011, 21:52:08
a perfectly reasonable explination by Jamie

Get your tongue out of his arse!  There's a wasp in it, don't you know!
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #50 on: 08 October 2011, 09:09:03 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 October 2011, 11:45:36
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 06 October 2011, 22:58:26
dare i ask how you got stung in the arse or what you were doing at the time :o :o i bet you were your usual calm self ;D ;D
I was getting dressed in the morning.  Rather than go to my drawers, I nicked a pair of smalls from the airer as I passed, just because they were there and dry.  A perfect rather hiding place for Jasper, who decided to have a piece of me. Twice.

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Makes you wonder why Mrs TB is keeping wasps in TB's undies
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #51 on: 08 October 2011, 10:09:13 »
Quote from: General Melchett on 08 October 2011, 07:54:00
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 07 October 2011, 21:52:08
a perfectly reasonable explination by Jamie

Get your tongue out of his arse!  There's a wasp in it, don't you know!
Reasonable? Bah, Pigeonwasp murderer. Guilty as Puppy sat next to a pile oh poo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spkOOgmCXi8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #52 on: 08 October 2011, 12:53:54 »
I'm back... I've learnt my lesson and won't extract the urine from a certain Admin ever again :-X ::)
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #53 on: 08 October 2011, 12:55:02 »
Actually... That's a load of rubbish.........



........... Normal service will be resumed shortly ::) ::) :D :D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #54 on: 08 October 2011, 13:16:56 »
I'm sorry TB I'll never do it again.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah right.
I must set up another login for when I'm being bullied. ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #55 on: 08 October 2011, 20:00:37 »
Quote from: General Melchett on 08 October 2011, 07:54:00
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 07 October 2011, 21:52:08
a perfectly reasonable explination by Jamie

Get your tongue out of his arse!  There's a wasp in it, don't you know!
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never put my tongue up anyones arse yet kicked a few though
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