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Andy B

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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #15 on: 28 October 2011, 00:44:50 »
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I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Yes 'Shut up'........ :D :D :D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
I'm brave ............ but not that brave stupid!!!  ;D ;D
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #16 on: 28 October 2011, 00:45:51 »
Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:44:50
Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:42:29
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I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Yes 'Shut up'........ :D :D :D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
I'm brave ............ but not that brave stupid!!!  ;D ;D

Wimp... :D :D :D
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #17 on: 28 October 2011, 01:24:19 »
Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:45:51
Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:44:50
Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:42:29
Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:40:05
Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:30:18
Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02
Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42
I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Yes 'Shut up'........ :D :D :D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
I'm brave ............ but not that brave stupid!!!  ;D ;D

Wimp... :D :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #18 on: 28 October 2011, 07:42:52 »
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And just as you finish and digest what you've just read, the 2nd edition is released  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #19 on: 28 October 2011, 11:06:08 »
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And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

SWMBO especially dislikes 'dear' hence ........................... yes dear!  ;) ;) ;)

All women should learn the art of deprivation for misdemeanours such as this! ;)
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #20 on: 28 October 2011, 11:14:37 »
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And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

SWMBO especially dislikes 'dear' hence ........................... yes dear!  ;) ;) ;)

All women should learn the art of deprivation for misdemeanours such as this! ;)

but you know you like it too .................  ::) ::) ::) 
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #21 on: 28 October 2011, 13:14:12 »

I only say "yes Dear"....... basically 'cos she looks like one  :y
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #22 on: 28 October 2011, 23:47:50 »
i dont say anything unless i am told i can speak :-[
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #23 on: 29 October 2011, 00:02:27 »
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i dont say anything unless i am told i can speak :-[

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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #24 on: 29 October 2011, 00:24:08 »
You lot want to man up... I wear the trousers in this house

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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #25 on: 29 October 2011, 00:39:44 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 29 October 2011, 00:24:08
You lot want to man up... I wear the trousers in this house

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they know all hearing all seeing and they are always right even the dog does not say anything now ( not that he could talk ) he just looks at me as if to say you say something i am not saying anything ( i cant you knob i am a dog) ;D ;D
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Re: tip for married men
« Reply #26 on: 29 October 2011, 00:45:05 »
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And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

SWMBO especially dislikes 'dear' hence ........................... yes dear!  ;) ;) ;)

All women should learn the art of deprivation for misdemeanours such as this! ;)
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thers some big words in there who mis demeanours is she an OOF member :D
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