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[LJay]

Nope I'll just enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that the women you covet are way out of your league....

On the basis that all women are out of my league, that is not news to me. Why else do you think I'm a bitter, heartless, husk of a man?

And, my god doesn't it show!

[aaronjb]

I'll get my coat..

[Dishevelled Den]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy.

Spinners - as they're known in the trade.

[Kevin Wood]

Spinners - as they're known in the trade.

Prey tell... What "trade" would that be?

[Dishevelled Den]

Spinners - as they're known in the trade.

Prey tell... What "trade" would that be?

The trade embodies a plethora of disparate groups the largest of which (and most active by far) is the Stoke on Trent chapter of the Guild of Dirty Buggers.

[Kevin Wood]

Spinners - as they're known in the trade.

Prey tell... What "trade" would that be?

The trade embodies a plethora of disparate groups the largest of which (and most active by far) is the Stoke on Trent chapter of the Guild of Dirty Buggers.

Ahh, that figures.

Stoke on trent dirty buggers, you say? Now, why does that ring a bell?

[Webby the Bear]

Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice.

DD what are you talking about?  lol

she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! 

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

hahaha im sure specialist dwarf dvd's are readily available over the net 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy.

Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)

Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this..

All women are prone to the odd hissy fit or two.... It is in their nature to be unpredictable.. ;)They need a good man to guide and mentor them.

[Dishevelled Den]

Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice.

DD what are you talking about?  lol

she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! 

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

hahaha im sure specialist dwarf dvd's are readily available over the net 

 

[LJay]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy.

Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)

Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this..

All women are prone to the odd hissy fit or two.... It is in their nature to be unpredictable.. They need a good man to guide and mentor them.

What's one of them then?  No such thing on here, just a load of dirty old ones!

[Webby the Bear]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy.

Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)

Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this..

All women are prone to the odd hissy fit or two.... It is in their nature to be unpredictable.. They need a good man to guide and mentor them.

What's one of them then?  No such thing on here, just a load of dirty old ones!

that's right. i'm only on here cos my car's oppsed 

[Webby the Bear]

o p p s e d is apparently auto speak for d a n g l e b e r r i e s