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[Debs.]

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer decides to start with the basics.
'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for
about 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'

The interviewer tries another straightforward one
to break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?'

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring
tape from her handbag. She then traps one end
under her foot and extends the tape to the top of
her head. She checks the measurement and announces, 'Five foot two!'

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?'

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, 'Mandy!'

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?'

'Oh that!', replies the blonde, 'That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''

[Debs.]

...anyone seen me` coat?  

[smoothomega]

Not a good night for jokes then  

[smoothomega]

BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country

[Darth Loo-knee]

Very good Deb, but you seem to have Blonde hair too

[file28]

will have to find some jokes about english rugby

[Debs.]

BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country

.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr!  [smiley=cry.gif]

[Darth Loo-knee]

BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country

.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr!  [smiley=cry.gif]

got no heating in Wales then

[file28]

just down the road from you the other side of llangollen raining here

[smoothomega]

BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country

.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr!  [smiley=cry.gif]

Picturescque though i bet  

[Debs.]

BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country

.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr!  [smiley=cry.gif]

Picturescque though i bet  

Where I live is very beautiful...but rather isolating; especially in the Winter.

[Darth Loo-knee]

BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country

.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr!  [smiley=cry.gif]

Picturescque though i bet  

Where I live is very beautiful...but rather isolating; especially in the Winter.

Very nice! not sure i would like to fetch the milk though

[Vamps]

You could get a few caravans tents there for a meet.

[Darth Loo-knee]

You could get a few caravans tents there for a meet.

Ok you spotted the sheep  

[Vamps]

Mines the one on the left, don't think much of your's.  
Lots of room for a Range Rover though