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[redelitev6]

  Nipped into the cafe at our Tesco's while the wife was doing some shopping ,everything was closed off,looked like a nuclear incident ,lots of people running around "what's going on ? " i said to a worried looking person, "someone has been sick at a corner table so we've had to close the whole cafe down as a (you've guessed it), health and safety issue !! the whole bloody cafe!  whats wrong with a mop and bucket for f***s sake!! must have cost them hundreds turning customers away   

[Tony H]

Hey ho! health and safety gone mad again 

[LJay]

We have to isolate the area and remove all our kids from the classroom until it's been cleaned and disinfectanted if someone is sick.
But we do have 23 toddlers in who are liable to sit in it, eat it or stick their head in the mop bucket....dunno what Tesco's excuse is!

[Johnny English]

Nipped into the cafe at our Tesco's while the wife was doing some shopping ,everything was closed off,looked like a nuclear incident ,lots of people running around "what's going on ? " i said to a worried looking person, "someone has been sick at a corner table so we've had to close the whole cafe down as a (you've guessed it), health and safety issue !! the whole bloody cafe!  whats wrong with a mop and bucket for f***s sake!! must have cost them hundreds turning customers away   

Lots of people around the world like making a scene. At home surely they're forced to do
several unwanted thing and if there is a little possibility to be in highlight a bit they catch it. The owner of cafe is supposedly just watching and blinking and knows nothing about the cause of hysteria. 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

But we do have 23 toddlers in who are liable to sit in it, eat it or stick their head in the mop bucket....dunno what Tesco's excuse is!

Look at the average Tesco shopper. Then remember that half of them are below that standard...

Not that I can talk, frequenting Aldi and Asda...

[Dishevelled Den]

But we do have 23 toddlers in who are liable to sit in it, eat it or stick their head in the mop bucket....dunno what Tesco's excuse is!

Look at the average Tesco shopper. Then remember that half of them are below that standard...

Not that I can talk, frequenting Aldi and Asda...

  Splendid.

[r1]

they had to get every one out so they could recycle it as soup
remember
every little helps

[Kevin Wood]

They were probably worried that the Neanderthals behind the counter were poisoning customers.

[Vamps]

But we do have 23 toddlers in who are liable to sit in it, eat it or stick their head in the mop bucket....dunno what Tesco's excuse is!

Look at the average Tesco shopper. Then remember that half of them are below that standard...

Not that I can talk, frequenting Aldi and Asda...

Oi, I am a Tesco Shopper, but go to Asda to eat....don't ask......

[blackviper90210]

they had to get every one out so they could recycle it as soup
remember
every little helps

[Marks DTM Calib]

Its interesting as to the different approaches to such things.

At 'er indoors' school, they simply get the gloves and apron on and clear it up, no mass evacuation or anything.

[TheBoy]

But we do have 23 toddlers in who are liable to sit in it, eat it or stick their head in the mop bucket....dunno what Tesco's excuse is!

I'm fairly sure that Bletchley Extra store could use a similar excuse...

"We have the locals to consider, they are likely to sit in it, eat it or stick there head in the mop bucket.  Bless, they are only 43 years old"

[Auto Addict]

Someone's been sick on the pavement on the main feeder road to our estate, should I tell H & S, so that they can close the road?

[bored bigyin54]

to much health and safety now thats why all kids stay in the house on computers cant play outside 

[Varche]

I well remember visiting the now deceased father in law in Leicester City General.

There was a cherry yoghurt cap face up on the floor under one guys bed for six days.

The sink had sick in it for over 24 hours. I asked a nurse about it and she said it was the orderlies job or something like that. Funny how H&S rules are differently applied.