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a northern bird worse for wear
« on: 22 December 2011, 21:54:50 »
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cctv-drunk-woman-falls-under-train-054701438.html


She's clearly gone offf the rails.

It's those platform shoes.
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #1 on: 22 December 2011, 21:56:00 »
She's on track to an early grave if she continues like that.
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #2 on: 22 December 2011, 21:59:25 »
She ran out of steam as soon as she got out of the carriage! :y
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #3 on: 22 December 2011, 22:07:31 »
Might make her more at'track'tive  ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #4 on: 22 December 2011, 22:18:28 »
Awful way to conduct herself.
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #5 on: 22 December 2011, 22:59:58 »
She should learn to conducter self better! She should have been railroaded imo, i'm told she has a track record for bogie picking too  :o ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #6 on: 22 December 2011, 23:04:12 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 22 December 2011, 22:59:58
She should learn to conducter self better! She should have been railroaded imo, i'm told she has a track record for bogie picking too  :o ;D

You have been thinking about that for ages haven't you...... :D :D :D :y
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #7 on: 22 December 2011, 23:08:04 »
Someone should have signalled to her that the exit was the other way.
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #8 on: 22 December 2011, 23:08:58 »
If you look closely as she falls, you can see her pant...ographs.
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #9 on: 23 December 2011, 00:15:31 »
If she'd been broad-gauge this would never have happened! And surely for trespassing on the railway you'd expect points and a fine?!   ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #10 on: 23 December 2011, 00:36:17 »
"Mind the gap"  :-X
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #11 on: 23 December 2011, 00:45:27 »
may be she was looking for somewhere to sleep er
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #12 on: 23 December 2011, 09:40:21 »
I thought she was line danceing  ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #13 on: 23 December 2011, 10:05:39 »
She was on the 'Right Track' ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #14 on: 23 December 2011, 13:24:54 »
I wonder what her train of thought was...... ;D
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