Picking my 6 year old Granddaughter up from school this afternoon I was in desperate need of a pee! Swmbo then decided she MUST go into ASDA on the way home. 'Thank the Stars' I said, I can nip in the loo there!
Not so!!!! our little darling refused to leave the car & couldn't be left alone
....ergo I had to remain with her while entreating the Mrs to be bloody swift!
After 10 minutes of clenching my buttocks & crossing my legs in every possible combination to stave off the increasingly urgent bladder spasms, our little Princess said, 'It's a pity you're not younger Grandad', 'cos then you could have done the 'Hold your wee dance'. She then got out of the car & proceeded to jump up & down on the spot!!
'This is how we do it at school' she said, but you can't stop jumping or else your wee comes out!'
Not only was I agog with admiration at this youthful Gem, I was very very nearly soaked from the waist down!!!
And yes, I did JUST make it home in time only for it to take FOREVER for my bloody bladder to empty! If only i'd been younger............
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