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Author Topic: How to attract Women  (Read 2428 times)

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paul.lovejoy

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Re: How to attract Women
« Reply #15 on: 24 January 2012, 22:15:29 »

break me Millwall should have them throwing themselvers at him hes a big knob :o ;D
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Re: How to attract Women
« Reply #16 on: 24 January 2012, 22:16:47 »

I lost my virginity at 17. Then found it again 5 years in with SWMBO  >:( ::)

 ;D ;D 4 years and counting ;D ;D
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Re: How to attract Women
« Reply #17 on: 25 January 2012, 03:02:42 »

it seems women like finding out if a guitarists fingers are usefully dexterous when not actually in use on said instrument...



that solved any requirement for me to actually go and find women.....  and learn to talk to them without sounding like a moron....   




actually, fending them off after i got married was a MUCH harder problem ...


then of course , eventually, married life cost me my hair, and forced me to carry a spare tyre or two.
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so that solved THAT problem, eventually as well.... 
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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