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Monza

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The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« on: 19 July 2009, 19:24:03 »
Just been to look at a facelift Elite near me and I have looked at a few cars in my time. On opening both the front door, the door check straps were clicking away. I mentioned this, and he said "its a feature of the Omega, you know how far the door is opening. It for sure does not need fixing" Now that pure genius ;D :o
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Re: The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« Reply #1 on: 19 July 2009, 19:38:15 »
Hilarious!  How could you believe anything else he tells you about the car when he comes out with a line like that.
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Re: The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« Reply #2 on: 19 July 2009, 19:48:29 »
I'm going to remember that one. ;)

 I can tell how far the door is open, oddly enough, by looking at it. Or, as some people do, by waiting for the crunch when it comes into the side of your car...
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Re: The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« Reply #3 on: 19 July 2009, 19:51:02 »
You mean that isn't true!!!!! That was the main selling point with my car ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« Reply #4 on: 19 July 2009, 19:56:33 »
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You mean that isn't true!!!!! That was the main selling point with my car ;D ;D ;D

Wayne

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« Reply #5 on: 19 July 2009, 20:24:42 »
Its got to be the best bit of bull I have heard for a long time. I dont really know how I kept it together ;D
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Re: The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« Reply #6 on: 19 July 2009, 21:09:04 »
the door audio system is to aid the drivers who navigate by braille :o
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Re: The S**T 2nd hand car traders come out with!
« Reply #7 on: 19 July 2009, 21:12:38 »
I'd have just replied "its not that 20p plastic bush wants replacing then?"
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