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General Discussion Area / Married life
« on: 05 February 2010, 23:15:34 »
Subject: Married Life
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have
a beer. The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes,Angel Face... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, and now struggling to get off the hook, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back, I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
Now really wading through thick treacle, he says:
"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know, there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP S**T FOR BRAINS! SHUT THE F**K UP, SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG,AND EAT YOUR F*****G HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!
THAT S**T IS OVER, GOT IT, DUMBASS ?"


and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? --
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Now this I like!!!!!! (MODIFIED)
« on: 04 February 2010, 13:01:35 »
Very tempting, I wouldn't mind that for a second, (or counting SWTSMBO's) third car. Not far from me either, if mine wasn't on stands to change brake fliuid, I'd go and have a look. ;D

7698
General Discussion Area / Re: Chilcot Inquiry
« on: 12 January 2010, 18:49:06 »
In Spades :D

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General Discussion Area / Chilcot Inquiry
« on: 12 January 2010, 17:18:13 »
What a waste of Public Money. No-one is going to be brought to book, the whole thing is a charade. They wouldn't even allow a lawyer or barrister on the panel. Why? Because they did not want the hard questions asked. Discuss. >:( >:( >:(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Potential for error
« on: 12 January 2010, 18:32:32 »
Always use copper grease from a tub :y

7701
General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone want an old 1940s engine?
« on: 12 January 2010, 12:36:08 »
Interestingly with the current weather, in the late fifties we used these engines strapped to a frame in front of a David Brown (I think) tractor, fired them up, and used the contraption for snow clearing on airfields. :D Great fun driving it, but difficult to drive against the thrust. As I recall it was two engines.

There is a car in Haynes Museum at Sparkford with a Rolls Royce Aero engine in it, can't remember what model, probably a Merlin. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone want an old 1940s engine?
« on: 12 January 2010, 12:08:17 »
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Don't know the mileage, or how many owners... but there is something going for it, it is a Rolls Royce......

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Jet-Aircraft-Engine-Rolls-Royce-Derwent_W0QQitemZ180453245201QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_CPV_Aviation_SM?hash=item2a03da0111#ht_1053wt_1165

any takers?


Amazing, the first jet engine I ever worked on. The early ones provided only 3600Lbs static thrust at 14700 RPM, from my RR course notes which I still have ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: TB's estate
« on: 08 January 2010, 16:40:25 »
Don't recognise that bit of Brackley, when was it built? Must have been after I left school. ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Blaggage: may the Lord forgive me.
« on: 08 January 2010, 10:20:58 »
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I don't know, you girls are such good liars :P


 ::) Moi!...........

...........remembering the deli. scene in "When Harry met Sally" ;D

Ah but she was only acting, girls don't really fake it...............................do they? ;) ::) 8-)

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My mate has one. Uncomfortable, no legroom, hard ride, very few goodies.....otherwise perfect. ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Motorcycle display
« on: 06 January 2010, 19:46:08 »
He Does :o :o :o

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General Discussion Area / Motorcycle display
« on: 06 January 2010, 18:55:38 »
Looks impressive in dry weather, but today....maybe not.::) ;) :y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrLvYrKYVD8

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jaime's New Passion??
« on: 06 January 2010, 19:53:35 »
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"Buccaneer"? Aren't they something you're supposed to chuck off the deck of a ship using a steam catapault? ;)

Kevin


No. theyre the things on side of your buccinhead ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Bit Of Fun
« on: 07 January 2010, 10:48:36 »
 :D :D :D Brill. I love it :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Grabbing bastards
« on: 06 January 2010, 19:06:54 »
Christmas Day. 22 for 4 miles. Beat that :(

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