Put the Elite in for a retest today after it failed on a few bits but mainly emissions, found a leak on the exhaust joint and gummed it up but it was still leaking a bit.
Got there at 9 and the guy had a right huff on" have you got the fail sheet?" I says "No" he says "it's not good enough" I offer to go and get it, he says dont bother and "im chocka all day and won't be able to do it till this afternoon" I says " I didn't want it till the end of the day anyway"

Narkiest get I have ever seen!
Went back at five and he still hadn't done it and the rest of the staff are going home, he is absolutely fuming and starts the retest only to find the Emissions tester wont work, cue him hurling spanners all over the garage then booting seven kinds of sh*te out of the computer severely destroying it in the process

As he couldn't fail it he had to pass it

and he forgot to charge me the £15 retest fee as I had done the work
Priceless!