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The only thing flat-earthers fear …....

is sphere itself.

I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.

Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'

Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

Thereabouts

My front lawn looks like block paving, and the one at the back looks like decking.

Old lady knitting while speeding down the motorway, copper pulled up alongside and said Pullover! No, gloves she replied.😵‍💫

Almost🤣

Jane

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 I’d defy anything to go around a corner or roundabout as quick as a Mini, they are like a go kart.    .....

My Smart Roadster would keep up  It just grips & grips around corners 

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Our old Rover 25 was like that, .....

As I've posted before, the Rover 25 was the test body when the company were doing high mileage trials on the Cooper S engine, so if you ever saw a Rover 25 with twin centre zorsts that was one of them fitted with a Cooper S engine.