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[Vamps]

Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable..........

[05omegav6]

Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable..........

That's the only prerequisite 

[Entwood]

Word on the street is that a van full of 'supplies' destined to Syria from Cardiff accidentally on purpose turned left onto the M4...

Guessing that's the rockets, er, burgers sorted

An excellent start to the preparations - well done, Al!

Need to sort some best Wiltshire pork bangers sausages too.
Anyone seen that good egg Mr Entwood?

Mr E is hiding in the shed, surrounded by fire extinguishers, asbestos blankets, and tinfoil suits until that horrible little man Seth stops talking about setting fire to things ... again. A man's nervous system can only take so much in one lifetime .... 


Nurse ... NURSE .. more tranquilisers ...  PLEASE

 

[Taxi_Driver]

Mr E is obviously teasing us....as Ive noted that he's already started to build the bonfire at the side of his house....he's started well....there seems to be some wood/plastic/rubber/tin (not sure the tin will burn that well tho  ) all on a concrete base....and about 10ft high already......just needs more timber chucking on top to finish it off 

[Seth]

Mr E is hiding in the shed, surrounded by fire extinguishers, asbestos blankets, and tinfoil suits until that horrible little man Seth stops talking about setting fire to things ... again. A man's nervous system can only take so much in one lifetime .... 

Chill Winston Nige; things appear to be me an' Gelignite Beer Belly Kelly've got it all under control man

Should count yerself lucky, as you escaped made it home relatively unscathed last time. 'Twas myself, TB; Mrs Seth and that vodka-swilling Ukrainian crane driver who took the full force of the blast Lazydocker's over reaction enthusiasm

Al's sorted the burgers (can't see an artic-full being consumed, somehow), though am having difficulty keeping the consignment frozen for the ensuing weeks

Just thought that you'd be in a position to sort some of those best Wiltshire bangers sausages ... same variety as last time. Can't see what all the fuss is about ...

[Seth]

Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable..........

Already had you pencilled-in for this vital important role, dear boy!
You bringin' the family, Vamps?

Need to speak with Guffers next ... see if he'll provide the paramedic/field hospital medical expertise/trauma care

[Seth]

My psychologist won't let me come, apparetly flashbacks are quite common when you come so close to death

'Flashover' is the correct adjective term .. I reckon

[Vamps]

Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable..........

Already had you pencilled-in for this vital important role, dear boy!
You bringin' the family, Vamps?

Need to speak with Guffers next ... see if he'll provide the paramedic/field hospital medical expertise/trauma care

No, not this year, it would be irresponsible, I just could not let Miss Vamps get so excited again, the deputy Chief of Cleveland Fire Brigade is not too happy with me at the moment.......

[Gaffers]

Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable..........

Already had you pencilled-in for this vital important role, dear boy!
You bringin' the family, Vamps?

Need to speak with Guffers next ... see if he'll provide the paramedic/field hospital medical expertise/trauma care

I am still waiting for my ambulance to be repaired after last year, plus it never lost that stench after Jammie let one rip inside while I was tending to his 2nd degree burns.

I keep telling patients that it must be a dead mouse under the floor plan but I know that it will linger.  What is the half-life of his naga fuelled radioactive farts these days?

[Seth]

Mr E is obviously teasing us....as Ive noted that he's already started to build the bonfire at the side of his house....he's started well....there seems to be some wood/plastic/rubber/tin (not sure the tin will burn that well tho  ) all on a concrete base....and about 10ft high already......just needs more timber chucking on top to finish it off

Funny you should mention this Dave ...

Got a family funeral in Trowbridge on Friday, so'll pop over to the Moonraker's gaffe and see how the preparations are proceeding.

Need to discuss the ... err ... 'arrangements' ...



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