Mr E is hiding in the shed, surrounded by fire extinguishers, asbestos blankets, and tinfoil suits until that horrible little man Seth stops talking about setting fire to things ... again. A man's nervous system can only take so much in one lifetime ....
Chill
Winston Nige;
things appear to be me an' Geli
gnite Beer Belly Kelly've got it all under control man
Should count yerself lucky, as you
escaped made it home
relatively unscathed last time. 'Twas myself, TB; Mrs Seth and that
vodka-swilling Ukrainian crane driver who took the full force of
the blast Lazydocker's
over reaction enthusiasm
Al's sorted the burgers (can't see an artic-full being consumed, somehow), though am having difficulty keeping the consignment frozen for the ensuing weeks
Just thought that you'd be in a position to sort some of those best Wiltshire
bangers sausages ... same variety as last time. Can't see what all the fuss is about ...