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[Terbs]

'When I take them food shopping they zig zag all over the shop instead of going up and down each aisle, so it takes ages.'

Thats where you inherited your stlye of driving from, then Alan

[YZ250]

'When I take them food shopping they zig zag all over the shop instead of going up and down each aisle, so it takes ages.'

Thats where you inherited your stlye of driving from, then Alan

 

That was the old me Tony, I'm a reformed character now.   

Joking aside, does anyone else blip the imaginary throttle on a shopping trolley and power-slide it around the corners, or is it just me? 

[Terbs]

'When I take them food shopping they zig zag all over the shop instead of going up and down each aisle, so it takes ages.'

Thats where you inherited your stlye of driving from, then Alan

That was the old me Tony, I'm a reformed character now.   

Joking aside, does anyone else blip the imaginary throttle on a shopping trolley and power-slide it around the corners, or is it just me? 

This may sound sad, Chris hates me going shopping, because I turn into Lewis Hamilton with a shopping trolley, overtaking, handbrake turns round the end of the aisles, expertly dodging other trolleys. Ask Chris next time you see her 

[Andy H]

The Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what
They do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
Went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
How about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an �arsehole� . He glared at me and started
Writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a �shit head�. He finished the
Second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
And went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.

[Vamps]

The Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what
They do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
Went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
How about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an �arsehole� . He glared at me and started
Writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a �shit head�. He finished the
Second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
And went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.

Old people like old jokes.................

[chrisgixer]

Yeah. Old jokes.


But old jokes can be good jokes.

[YZ250]

'When I take them food shopping they zig zag all over the shop instead of going up and down each aisle, so it takes ages.'

Thats where you inherited your stlye of driving from, then Alan

That was the old me Tony, I'm a reformed character now.   

Joking aside, does anyone else blip the imaginary throttle on a shopping trolley and power-slide it around the corners, or is it just me? 

This may sound sad, Chris hates me going shopping, because I turn into Lewis Hamilton with a shopping trolley, overtaking, handbrake turns round the end of the aisles, expertly dodging other trolleys. Ask Chris next time you see her 

Not just me then. 

[Vamps]

Yeah. Old jokes.


But old jokes can be good jokes.

I would normally agree.......   But  pleassssseeeeee no more of yours, there is old and there is old.............

[chrisgixer]

Yeah. Old jokes.


But old jokes can be good jokes.

I would normally agree.......   But  pleassssseeeeee no more of yours, there is old and there is old.............

Its Friday tomorrow, I don't give a shit

[Vamps]

Yeah. Old jokes.


But old jokes can be good jokes.

I would normally agree.......   But  pleassssseeeeee no more of yours, there is old and there is old.............

Its Friday tomorrow, I don't give a shit

 

[05omegav6]

Yeah. Old jokes.


But old jokes can be good jokes.

I would normally agree.......   But  pleassssseeeeee no more of yours, there is old and there is old.............

Its Friday tomorrow, I don't give a shit

This calls for a song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

[TheBoy]

Joking aside, does anyone else blip the imaginary throttle on a shopping trolley and power-slide it around the corners, or is it just me? 

That is one of the (many) reasons I'm not allowed shopping 

[chrisgixer]

Joking aside, does anyone else blip the imaginary throttle on a shopping trolley and power-slide it around the corners, or is it just me? 

That is one of the (many) reasons I'm not allowed shopping 

But it's not the main reason though. Is it Jamie

[aaronjb]

Joking aside, does anyone else blip the imaginary throttle on a shopping trolley and power-slide it around the corners, or is it just me? 

That is one of the (many) reasons I'm not allowed shopping 

But it's not the main reason though. Is it Jamie

The fact he's been banned from Poundland for asking how much everything costs probably doesn't help, eh?

[Jimbob]

Joking aside, does anyone else blip the imaginary throttle on a shopping trolley and power-slide it around the corners, or is it just me? 

That is one of the (many) reasons I'm not allowed shopping 

But it's not the main reason though. Is it Jamie

The fact he's been banned from Poundland for asking how much everything costs probably doesn't help, eh?

Its more fun doing that at the till when they offer you something else, they virtually always fall for it there!