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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 22:21:15 »
Is that her true age? Would have thought she was nearer 80.
Sorry, Mick, 79.


Yes I thought she was at least 10 years older than me, remember her quite well from my youth.

10 years older than you......and 10 years younger than the scouser. :)
I'm the same age as Mick. And Lizzie  ;D

Yes, in the best year of the new Elizabethan age ever ;D  ;)

I reckon you were around during the first ginger Elizabethan age. ::) ::) ;)

Funny you should say that Opti, but from an early age I have felt a great affinity towards that period in history.  Very strangely I have had two ‘experiences’ in original Elizabethan houses when…..I can explain in no other way……a supernatural, other dimension, ‘event’.  One was so strong and made me feel sick, I had to leave the property very quickly, with my mother who also experienced what I had at the same time!  So, who knows…….perhaps I was around in that great Elizabethan age! ;D ;)

Yes, I know, the non-believers and those sceptical of such things will not understand it, but I can only recount what happened.  Not the only ‘event’ I have experienced in my life either :o :o :o

I don't believe she was a virgin all of her life. :)

Indeed, we know that she had Lord Robert Dudley as her main lover, and she spent much time with him, but there is no actual proof any sexual activity transpired between them. But there is no proof it did not! ;)

I reckon she was well known for loose knicker elastic. >:D 8)

It is doubtful that she, like most woman up until the 19th century, wore any knickers, nor drawers ;D ;)

Good Queen Bess went commando?  :o

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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: Yesterday at 19:30:42 »
I wouldn't feed her to the dog.
I was contemplating that if I was pissed enough to consider it, would I still be alive?

You'd need to tie a rope round your ankle!  ;D
And a torch.

And a Cave Rescue Team on standby!  :D

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General Car Chat / Re: First ride in a Tesla
« on: Yesterday at 19:28:25 »
Did you drive it Mick?  or just a passenger?

I'd like to have a go in one, particularly in Ludicrous Mode! :)

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General Discussion Area / Bonfires
« on: Yesterday at 18:54:01 »
We haven't had any rain round here for ages and everything is really dry, the fields are yellow they are so parched.  :-\

It's a lovely still summer's evening, people have got washing out and the windows open.  :y

Some t.wat nearby has lit a bonfire FFS!  >:(

No wonder there are wildfires all over the place.  ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: Yesterday at 11:21:28 »
I wouldn't feed her to the dog.
I was contemplating that if I was pissed enough to consider it, would I still be alive?

You'd need to tie a rope round your ankle!  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 06 August 2022, 19:47:05 »
... ...and I'm 34. :-* :-* :-*
Is that your waist size ....  ;)

He's probably delusional about that as well!  ;D

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General Car Chat / Re: AGM v not AGM
« on: 06 August 2022, 14:29:11 »
If stop/start cars with AGM batteries have beefier alternators, is there not a danger that a normal battery would get 'over cooked' by the alternator and go bang?  ???  :-\

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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: 06 August 2022, 11:57:33 »
She might have had it tidied up. A designer vagina?   ;D

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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: 05 August 2022, 23:53:45 »
In general, yes, very much so. In that spec, fu£k no.  ;D. I definitely prefer my cars in a proper colour, particularly in LR products where I associate black and white cars with the more nefarious end of society. Plus I think black wheels look cack I. 99% of their applications.

If a 7 seat L405 existed, I would have had one of those. But, having a more-than-occasional need to carry 6-7 people, I would have had to hang onto a third car, making the range rover impractical due to drive space and cost reasons. Going down to two daily cars featured heavily in the man-maths of the disco.

Yes....there is that element of society who are attracted.....and footballists.....and Katie Price in pink. >:D

I think she rolled one recently whilst 3 times over the drink drive limit. :D

Lucky Katie has a fine pair of airbags eh?  :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Trolley Dollies
« on: 05 August 2022, 23:35:19 »
OMG you lot of old dinosaurs will have the Diversity Woke Police knocking on your doors saying things like that!  ;D

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Climbing out of Sydney's Kingsford Smith airport bound for Auckland I had a fantastic and unexpected view of Sydney Harbour and the Opera House from my right hand window seat as the plane banked around.  :y

Sorry no idea what type of plane it was.  :-[  ;D

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That looks like an XE to me. :-\
You'd be correct.

My mate at school had a Puch Maxi. Our maths teacher's wife knocked him off it in her Morris Ital outside the school one evening and he was so embarrassed he rode off home without the exhaust, which I picked up and returned to him later. ;D
You seemed to have had many encounters with Morris Itals in your past.  I wonder if that helps explain why you are like you are, they have scarred you for life.  I'm sure there are solicitors who advertise on the telly who can help you with compensation for the psychological marks left upon you ;D

Nope. Those scars don't heal, as I'm sure you're aware. ;D

If you have PTSM from an Ital imagine how the victims of the humble Marina must suffer.... ;D

No PTSM here, nor PTSD.  ::)   Just fond memories! :)

It's a shame they stopped making them, as I reckon a modern Marina would be awesome!  8)  :y  ::)  :D

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I had a Garelli that would piss all over a Fizzy, Honda  SS50, or Suzuki AP50.

With 6.2 BHP from 49cc it was a rocket ship.

I had one of these when I was 14-15 as a field bike, and had a lot of fun scrambling it around the farm.  :y

Drove my Old Man nuts though.  ::)  Can't imagine why?  :-\  ;D

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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: 04 August 2022, 20:38:30 »
Yes, while I'm sure the 2 litre lump is very capable (about 240 bhp?), a 3 litre in a Disco just seems right somehow.  :y

Much difference in tax & fuel economy Jim?  ???

Mind you as the old saying goes... If you have to ask.... ::)  :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Ha ha cockadoodle
« on: 04 August 2022, 20:19:50 »
Well rather than whine about it, why don't the students drag it off and chuck it in the nearest dock.  ???

Apparently in the eyes of the law this is perfectly reasonable behaviour!  :)

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