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[hercules]

child number 5 is due in april YES 5 haha so now the bedroom needs decorateing and I hate the word,not only have I just had to endure taking her to bq on a Saturday ive had to take old cot down go in loft take telly off wall and when that wall is painted im gonna have to move 2 wardrobes and then go buy a new set of drawers from ikea(the last time I went to ikea I ended up chasing a bloke down the road ignorant tinker I hate the place  )good job I never caught him hahaha,ive been ill for 2 weeks having to use an inhaler and antibiotics and really cant be arsed but the annoying thing is and im waiting for it is she will have the cheek to say I do nothing  .....rant over 

[Jimbob]

Erm congratulations?

[PhilRich]

Some form of 'safe sex' is far less stressful (so i'm told )

[Toledodude1973]

Happy days

[hercules]

i think she is milking me in my sleep 

[RobG]

child number 5 is due in april YES 5

Two less than me then

[ronnyd]

child number 5 is due in april YES 5 haha so now the bedroom needs decorateing and I hate the word,not only have I just had to endure taking her to bq on a Saturday ive had to take old cot down go in loft take telly off wall and when that wall is painted im gonna have to move 2 wardrobes and then go buy a new set of drawers from ikea(the last time I went to ikea I ended up chasing a bloke down the road ignorant tinker I hate the place  )good job I never caught him hahaha,ive been ill for 2 weeks having to use an inhaler and antibiotics and really cant be arsed but the annoying thing is and im waiting for it is she will have the cheek to say I do nothing  .....rant over 

Keep your flies buttoned, simples.

[joff]

child number 5 is due in april YES 5

Two less than me then

Wow.

I just watch TV. I find it helps me sleep. 

[aaronjb]

Some of you guys need an appointment with a couple of these, I think!

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've always found condoms are quite good for avoiding Female Nesting Syndrome.   

[hercules]

did an Ashley peacock once hahaha I jumped off the table and couldn't go through with it and sometimes wish I had but then I wouldn't have what ive got now and in later years look at all the care I have 

[ronnyd]

did an Ashley peacock once hahaha I jumped off the table and couldn't go through with it and sometimes wish I had but then I wouldn't have what ive got now and in later years look at all the care I have 

Unless they all decide to go on Wanted Down Under and bugger off.

[Andy B]

did an Ashley peacock once hahaha I jumped off the table and couldn't go through with it and sometimes wish I had but then I wouldn't have what ive got now and in later years look at all the care I have 

  Does any of that make any sense? 

[Vamps]

I've always found condoms are quite good for avoiding Female Nesting Syndrome.   

No............ iirc it's like eating a sweet with the wrapper on.....................

[The Sheriff]

I've always found condoms are quite good for avoiding Female Nesting Syndrome.   

No............ iirc it's like eating a sweet with the wrapper on.....................

There's nothing sweet about my bell end.......so I've been told......hundreds of times.