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[Sixstring]

My neighbours son is 11, and a bit of a "lad". He will try almost anything, and has injured himself a few times falling off of the roof of the garage, falling out of trees, and comes home wet through sometimes when "fishing" ()


Yesterday was hilarious. His Dad told me he came home walking funny, and asked his dad for some E45 cream or Burn-ese. Dad enquired why, and was told " me and a couple of mates were lighting farts, and I've burnt my bumhole"


I was laughing so much I was crying.................so was his dad when he told me..............BRILLIANT.

[Lazydocker]

 

Although... I know several "Lads" who experienced similar during my youth

Now... If only I could find some way to harvest my "wind" and get it into the gas tank on the car

[Jimbob]

 

[Miggylover]

 

[jonnycool]

I'm sure my little 'un is going to do something like this one day, he's only 5 but he's a mentalist 

Good story SS 

[Elite Pete]

Brilliant 

Surprised no one has posted this up yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q

[albitz]

Visitors to the Knee workshop in Stoke often display similar symptoms. Not sure its for the same reason though. :-/

[Dodger]

Remember seeing Jasper Carrot live some years ago, and he had a sketch about 'setting light to farts' and 'blowbacks' etc, hilariously funny. I'e still got the cassette of the show somewhere.
Man, what an ignomy, Imagine turning up at A&E with a singed/smoking backside, and telling the nurse that you had a blowback whilst trying to set light to a fart!!! 

[unlucky alf]

Perhaps he could make it onto the "Britains got talent" like this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLw8aH-M2w

[tunnie]

 

[millwall]

priceless

[Stallion]

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