I do know the facilities are crap mate, there’s no question about it!!! They are the biggest let down on the site unfortunately.
But at the same time, we have loads of space where we can do what we want (with in reason), for a reasonable price too. The owner is flexible too which is very handy when booking.
For both York meets, I provisionally booked the function room upstairs in the pavilion, in here the toilets are brilliant, and there’s mains plugs all over for charging phones / laptops etc etc. However both times this function wasn’t used as people preferred to be outside, myself included.
If I booked the function room, and we actually used it, the only facility which the site would be missing would be showers. And for a night or two, I can’t see them been a problem. But like I offered, if you or Little Miss Loo-knee wants a shower in privacy, you’re more than welcome to use the shower in my caravan (it’s a decent size too!)