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[Martin_1962]

Got new neighbours two doors up.

Very odd.

If use or our neighbours are outside and they are in their car they will wait until we go away, we arrived back from town - they struggled to get in the door quick enough

Very odd people.

Our next door neighbour feels insulted!

[Varche]

They are on the witness protection programme. We They are told to act normal but not encourage unecesary contact with neighbours. 

[Jimbob]

You wanna hear what they have to say about the neighbour 2 doors down 

[Dishevelled Den]

I would be very careful in that case Martin :-/ :-/ :-/



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqwNKDTmlas[/media]

[Mysteryman]

There's a lot of strange folk down that way, Martin. If they don't fall in, burn them at the stake.

[Welung666]

Pop round with a bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighbourhood. They are probably just nervous about meeting the new neighbours.

[Martin_1962]

Pop round with a bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighbourhood. They are probably just nervous about meeting the new neighbours.

If you try to say hello they run off!

[Del Boy]

Pop round with a bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighbourhood. They are probably just nervous about meeting the new neighbours.

If you try to say hello they run off!

Pop round with some dog sh1t then.

[feeutfo]

Pop round with a bottle of wine and welcome them to the neighbourhood. They are probably just nervous about meeting the new neighbours.

If you try to say hello they run off!

....have you scared them Martin? Old laidy over the road has the same affect on me, if I hear her front door open, usually while working on the car, I walk straight inside and hide, if I don't I'll be stuck there for hours listening to her bang on about insignificant sh!te and roped in to clearing her guttering and checking tyre pressures/oil level and is my exhaust ok, she's pished half the time, can't go out some days. Help.   .      

[Danny]

i would imagine you dont know much about them given their behaviour but apart from their apparent fear of other humans, do they seem normal in other ways? ie out to work every day, normal appearance?

if they seem normal but dont want to acknowledge their neighbours, be quite vigilante!!

[hercules]

some folk just keep themselves to themselves,no harm in that but a polite hello or alright doent hurt

[Lizzie_Zoom]

i would imagine you dont know much about them given their behaviour but apart from their apparent fear of other humans, do they seem normal in other ways? ie out to work every day, normal appearance?

if they seem normal but dont want to acknowledge their neighbours, be quite vigilante!!

Could be they are Terminators looking for Sarah Connor!   Have you got a Sarah living in your road?? :-/ :-/

Be afraid, very afraid!!

[Richie London]

they could always be newleyweds, cant wait to get home 


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxA9unQuR8[/media]

[Lizzie_Zoom]

they could always be newleyweds, cant wait to get home 


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxA9unQuR8[/media]

A classic!!

[Richie London]

they could always be newleyweds, cant wait to get home 


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxA9unQuR8[/media]

A classic!!

i love that sketch, it is soooo funny