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Re: Botty Burps
« Reply #30 on: 19 August 2008, 16:19:17 »
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I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now thats not quite true is it!

As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Botty Burps
« Reply #31 on: 19 August 2008, 16:31:59 »
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I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now thats not quite true is it!

As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes We Can!



All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport.  Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.

My Moneys on Ljay.   ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #32 on: 19 August 2008, 16:38:20 »
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women are silent but deadly, they just blame us if they drop one in a crowd ;D ;D
Now there's a novelty  :-X
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« Reply #33 on: 19 August 2008, 16:39:05 »
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I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now thats not quite true is it!

As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes We Can!



All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport.  Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.

My Moneys on Ljay.   ;D ;D :y :y :y
I'll have £50 on Jimbob, I heard him last year at the Lakes meet, I thought it was thunder ::)
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« Reply #34 on: 19 August 2008, 16:39:49 »
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I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now thats not quite true is it!

As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes We Can!



All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport.  Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.

My Moneys on Ljay.   ;D ;D :y :y :y


Nah, she can just manage the bronze  ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 19 August 2008, 16:44:29 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

Mmmm seems to be catching .... im even turning away from my own stench  ;D..... must have been the Strongbow and dodgy kebab i had last night  :y
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« Reply #36 on: 19 August 2008, 16:45:41 »
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I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now thats not quite true is it!

As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes We Can!



All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport.  Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.

My Moneys on Ljay.   ;D ;D :y :y :y
I'll have £50 on 'Mr Farty Bum-Whistle', I heard him last year at the Lakes meet, I thought it was thunder ::)

Think the entire campsite was woken by that particular clap of thunder  :-[
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« Reply #37 on: 19 August 2008, 16:45:58 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

Mmmm seems to be catching .... im even turning away from my own stench  ;D..... must have been the Strongbow and dodgy kebab i had last night  :y
Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely but other peoples stink ::)
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Re: Botty Burps
« Reply #38 on: 19 August 2008, 16:46:28 »
You lot sail very close to the wind you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
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« Reply #39 on: 19 August 2008, 16:47:52 »
How many here can join the exclusive club of being able to say they farted so thunderously in their sleep, you woke yourself up!

I can!


And the other week at work, I was challenged to be smellier / louder than a particularly obxnoxious fart.....lets just say he wont challenge me again  8-)
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« Reply #40 on: 19 August 2008, 16:48:38 »
You are jimbob ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 19 August 2008, 16:49:50 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

Mmmm seems to be catching .... im even turning away from my own stench  ;D..... must have been the Strongbow and dodgy kebab i had last night  :y
Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely but other peoples stink ::)

Normally i would agree with you ..... but not today  :-[
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« Reply #42 on: 19 August 2008, 16:52:31 »
I intrigued as to how a thread about farting can run to 3 pages!!

..........or am I??? ::) ;D
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« Reply #43 on: 19 August 2008, 16:54:17 »
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I intrigued as to how a thread about farting can run to 3 pages!!

..........or am I??? ::) ;D


SO FAR!  ;)
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« Reply #44 on: 19 August 2008, 16:54:50 »
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I intrigued as to how a thread about farting can run to 3 pages!!

..........or am I??? ::) ;D


SO FAR(T)!  ;)
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