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Author Topic: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!  (Read 3220 times)

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STEMO

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Not wanting to pee on the parade but.... ::) with maximum points on his licence and a hefty fine and at least a years ban,I would hazard a guess that he'll just stick two fingers up to due process and carry on driving,so I'm going to settle in Al's court and shoot them as soon as you stop them.....job's a good 'un :y

He may do, but I know where he lives  ;) ;) ;) and I never forget a car  :y

Was it manual or auto?  Shame if he got a leg injury whilst evading lawfull custody.

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Now, now Broocie. We don't do that kind of thing in England.  ;D
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People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o
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People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o

We went to the same training school at a different time!  Cheers chap!! :y
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Not wanting to pee on the parade but.... ::) with maximum points on his licence and a hefty fine and at least a years ban,I would hazard a guess that he'll just stick two fingers up to due process and carry on driving,so I'm going to settle in Al's court and shoot them as soon as you stop them.....job's a good 'un :y

He may do, but I know where he lives  ;) ;) ;) and I never forget a car  :y

Was it manual or auto?  Shame if he got a leg injury whilst evading lawfull custody.

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Now, now Broocie. We don't do that kind of thing in England.  ;D

Only in Scotland can we take two positives and create a negative.

Aye, right, it doesn't happen down there.....   ;D
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The laugh of it was I was with a proby at the time when the vile little (rude word) tried to stab & bite me. Should have seen the look of terror on her face  :D :D :D she thought I'd killed him as he lay unconscious on the floor.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The laugh of it was I was with a proby at the time when the vile little (rude word) tried to stab & bite me. Should have seen the look of terror on her face  :D :D :D she thought I'd killed him as he lay unconscious on the floor.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Some people will do anything to impress a bird young lady. ;D
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It used to be called "Helping police with their inquiries" ;)
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See it every day with immigration and customs... People are stupid at times... Kick off in the immigration queue and wonder why all your bags get tipped on the table in Customs... ::) Did you not notice that they ALL work for Border Force ;D
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People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o

We went to the same training school at a different time!  Cheers chap!! :y

Difference is though, Jason is twice the size of most people ......  ;D
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Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
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STEMO

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Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
Why don't you stop picking on innocent motorists and go and catch a murderer?
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Crazycarzowner

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Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
Why don't you stop picking on innocent motorists and go and catch a murderer?

If he's speeding away from the scene I will!!!  :D ;D
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STEMO

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Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
Why don't you stop picking on innocent motorists and go and catch a murderer?

If he's speeding away from the scene I will!!!  :D ;D
Good answer  ;D
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People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o

We went to the same training school at a different time!  Cheers chap!! :y

Difference is though, Jason is twice the size of most people ......  ;D

Remember the axeman at one meet Andy?

Style and technique, style and technique....   ;)
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Remember the axeman at one meet Andy?

Style and technique, style and technique....   ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes, I was impressed with your professional approach  :y :y
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