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[Darth Loo-knee]

Does anyone know if Chopsdad managed to sort anything out for this year?

[Gaffers]

Not heard anything but he has only just come back online.  I really want to make this one though

[LJay]

Somehow I don't reckon it will be at Burns Farm again!!!

[TheBoy]

Somehow I don't reckon it will be at Burns Farm again!!!

I can guarantee that.  Even if we wanted to.  Not that those inbreds would have the brainpower to refuse us.


Poor souls, they are obviously the results of medical experiments...

[LJay]

Somehow I don't reckon it will be at Burns Farm again!!!

I can guarantee that.  Even if we wanted to.  Not that those inbreds would have the brainpower to refuse us.


Poor souls, they are obviously the results of medical experiments...

I think they may have taken exception when this was pointed out to them!!! [smiley=evil.gif]

[Andy B]

Somehow I don't reckon it will be at Burns Farm again!!!

Can't think why you'd say that!!!! 

[Jimbob]

Says you.....weren't you stealing their Electric....so Can't go back 

[Andy B]

Says you.....weren't you stealing their Electric....so Can't go back 

Guilty as charged .......... apparently!        

[TheBoy]

Though I fail to see how you can steal electric, when you ask for a hookup, which they provided for free.

Inbreds.

[Andy B]

Though I fail to see how you can steal electric, when you ask for a hookup, which they provided for free.

Inbreds.

Cos we were still plugged in at 4 o'clock,  & as we were returning to the caravan she was marching across the site to unplug us ...... we beat her to it!
She was still harping on about the daily tarif for the site too, telling us that her website clearly stated what the charge was but we'd paid exactly what the daughter had asked for. It's not uncommon if you turn up at a car based 'rally' for the charges to have been negotiated before hand so we didn't have reason to question the daughter when she asked for less tha the website states.
But as you say, they were just short of a banjo a piece.     

[Entwood]

Though I fail to see how you can steal electric, when you ask for a hookup, which they provided for free.

Inbreds.

Cos we were still plugged in at 4 o'clock,  & as we were returning to the caravan she was marching across the site to unplug us ...... we beat her to it!
She was still harping on about the daily tarif for the site too, telling us that her website clearly stated what the charge was but we'd paid exactly what the daughter had asked for. It's not uncommon if you turn up at a car based 'rally' for the charges to have been negotiated before hand so we didn't have reason to question the daughter when she asked for less tha the website states.
But as you say, they were just short of a banjo a piece.     

If she was so concerned about her quoted daily tariff per pitch ... how come she charged twice by putting 2 families on one pitch and charging them both  ??

She was just a muppet...  and a greedy one.

[Tony H]

Does anyone know if Chopsdad managed to sort anything out for this year?

I hope so it will be worth a visit if only to see you ending up on your arse in the OOf footy match
Note to Loo Knee: bring footy boots NOT carpet slippers for the match the former have alot more traction

[Tony H]

Though I fail to see how you can steal electric, when you ask for a hookup, which they provided for free.

Inbreds.

Cos we were still plugged in at 4 o'clock,  & as we were returning to the caravan she was marching across the site to unplug us ...... we beat her to it!
She was still harping on about the daily tarif for the site too, telling us that her website clearly stated what the charge was but we'd paid exactly what the daughter had asked for. It's not uncommon if you turn up at a car based 'rally' for the charges to have been negotiated before hand so we didn't have reason to question the daughter when she asked for less tha the website states.
But as you say, they were just short of a banjo a piece.     

If she was so concerned about her quoted daily tariff per pitch ... how come she charged twice by putting 2 families on one pitch and charging them both  ??

She was just a muppet...  and a greedy one.

She had as much business acumen as my left testical the stupid bint waved goodbye to a "nice little earner" because of her inhospitality
On the up side at least Guy managed "a runner"

[Vamps]

Well, where and when? though York will be my priority, cos at least this will happen.....

[Darth Loo-knee]

Well, where and when? though York will be my priority, cos at least this will happen.....

"Your lack of faith is disturbing!"

[Vamps]

Well, where and when? though York will be my priority, cos at least this will happen.....

"Your lack of faith is disturbing!"

Tell me where and when and we will be there. Little Miss Vamps is dead keen for another meet, and would love to see Lilo again.....

[LJay]

Though I fail to see how you can steal electric, when you ask for a hookup, which they provided for free.

Inbreds.

Cos we were still plugged in at 4 o'clock,  & as we were returning to the caravan she was marching across the site to unplug us ...... we beat her to it!
She was still harping on about the daily tarif for the site too, telling us that her website clearly stated what the charge was but we'd paid exactly what the daughter had asked for. It's not uncommon if you turn up at a car based 'rally' for the charges to have been negotiated before hand so we didn't have reason to question the daughter when she asked for less tha the website states.
But as you say, they were just short of a banjo a piece.     

If she was so concerned about her quoted daily tariff per pitch ... how come she charged twice by putting 2 families on one pitch and charging them both  ??

She was just a muppet...  and a greedy one.

Could have stayed in a hotel for what she charged us, think we paid in excess of £70 for our pitch and then she had the cheek to tell us that she wanted to charge us £15 per car space too!!!

[TheBoy]

Could have stayed in a hotel for what she charged us, think we paid in excess of £70 for our pitch and then she had the cheek to tell us that she wanted to charge us £15 per car space too!!!

Hang on - 1 tent, 4 people, 2 nights, why £70

And extra car? The daft bint was already squeezing 3 tents to 2 pitches .

Useless, halfwitted inbred.


She (mum or daughter, or where they one and teh same?) kept trying to blame me for the electric keep tripping, claiming I was pulling too much.  2 rather phone chargers (already put the fridge on gas due to poor leccy supply there).  And the local 6A trip never failed, it was always the main campsite one.  rather inbred.

[TheBoy]

That said, my memory is somewhat fuzzy.  I do remember the OOF server crashing, and trying to fix it from a bloody mobile in the middle of a field, whilst in a bit of a muddle.....

[feeutfo]

That said, my memory is somewhat fuzzy.  I do remember the OOF server crashing, and trying to fix it from a bloody mobile in the middle of a field, whilst in a bit of a muddle.....

pmsl,

[LJay]

Could have stayed in a hotel for what she charged us, think we paid in excess of £70 for our pitch and then she had the cheek to tell us that she wanted to charge us £15 per car space too!!!

Hang on - 1 tent, 4 people, 2 nights, why £70

And extra car? The daft bint was already squeezing 3 tents to 2 pitches .

Useless, halfwitted inbred.


She (mum or daughter, or where they one and teh same?) kept trying to blame me for the electric keep tripping, claiming I was pulling too much.  2 rather phone chargers (already put the fridge on gas due to poor leccy supply there).  And the local 6A trip never failed, it was always the main campsite one.  rather inbred.

1 tent, 8 people, 2 cars!!! Still bloody expensive in my book!
Wouldn't have been so bad on a nice site, limited facilities, monopolised by kids doing duke of edinburgh award and using the loos as a store room/common room, very dodgy electrics, bbq ban near our pitch. Crap facilities in my book!

[TheBoy]

Could have stayed in a hotel for what she charged us, think we paid in excess of £70 for our pitch and then she had the cheek to tell us that she wanted to charge us £15 per car space too!!!

Hang on - 1 tent, 4 people, 2 nights, why £70

And extra car? The daft bint was already squeezing 3 tents to 2 pitches .

Useless, halfwitted inbred.


She (mum or daughter, or where they one and teh same?) kept trying to blame me for the electric keep tripping, claiming I was pulling too much.  2 rather phone chargers (already put the fridge on gas due to poor leccy supply there).  And the local 6A trip never failed, it was always the main campsite one.  rather inbred.

1 tent, 8 people, 2 cars!!! Still bloody expensive in my book!
Wouldn't have been so bad on a nice site, limited facilities, monopolised by kids doing duke of edinburgh award and using the loos as a store room/common room, very dodgy electrics, bbq ban near our pitch. Crap facilities in my book!

Surely the under 5s don't count as people as far as camping charges are concerned?


Shame, stunning location, 'adequate' facilities if the DoE people hadn't trashed it (we got the blame for that), and the licky window lot hadn't hogged things.

Hopefully the owners will die, and then it can be run by someone who knows what they are doing.

[TheBoy]

why was there a bbq ban?  Probably due to owners cramming too many tents too close together.

[LJay]

why was there a bbq ban?  Probably due to owners cramming too many tents too close together.

It had to be moved to a different field, putting us with kids out of the action! Bastards!!

[TheBoy]

why was there a bbq ban?  Probably due to owners cramming too many tents too close together.

It had to be moved to a different field, putting us with kids out of the action! Bastards!!

can't remember where bbq was last time 

remember the first year it was where you parked that megane (?)

[Amigo]

The trout faced old hag let down what had the potential to be a cracking site to stage an OOFMEET.
    Who cares, i did'nt pay!!! HA firkin' ha!!!!

[Tony H]

Could have stayed in a hotel for what she charged us, think we paid in excess of £70 for our pitch and then she had the cheek to tell us that she wanted to charge us £15 per car space too!!!

Hang on - 1 tent, 4 people, 2 nights, why £70

And extra car? The daft bint was already squeezing 3 tents to 2 pitches .

Useless, halfwitted inbred.


She (mum or daughter, or where they one and teh same?) kept trying to blame me for the electric keep tripping, claiming I was pulling too much.  2 rather phone chargers (already put the fridge on gas due to poor leccy supply there).  And the local 6A trip never failed, it was always the main campsite one.  rather inbred.

1 tent, 8 people, 2 cars!!! Still bloody expensive in my book!
Wouldn't have been so bad on a nice site, limited facilities, monopolised by kids doing duke of edinburgh award and using the loos as a store room/common room, very dodgy electrics, bbq ban near our pitch. Crap facilities in my book!

Surely the under 5s don't count as people as far as camping charges are concerned?


Shame, stunning location, 'adequate' facilities if the DoE people hadn't trashed it (we got the blame for that), and the licky window lot hadn't hogged things.

Hopefully the owners will die, and then it can be run by someone who knows what they are doing.

She'll probably leave it in her will to her brothers daughters, cousins sisters niece, that will turn out to be her auntie

[LJay]

why was there a bbq ban?  Probably due to owners cramming too many tents too close together.

It had to be moved to a different field, putting us with kids out of the action! Bastards!!

can't remember where bbq was last time 

remember the first year it was where you parked that megane (?)

Thanks for reminding me! That was a traumatic experience, turning up to my first OOF meet not in an omega!!!
Jimbobs was off the road (shocker), I took pity on him and lent him mine, then hired a car for me and baby!!
Not an ideal place to have a hire car with MDTM about!!

Pity about the site, it is ideal for OOF meets!

[tunnie]

why was there a bbq ban?  Probably due to owners cramming too many tents too close together.

It had to be moved to a different field, putting us with kids out of the action! Bastards!!

can't remember where bbq was last time 

remember the first year it was where you parked that megane (?)

Thanks for reminding me! That was a traumatic experience, turning up to my first OOF meet not in an omega!!!
Jimbobs was off the road (shocker), I took pity on him and lent him mine, then hired a car for me and baby!!
Not an ideal place to have a hire car with MDTM about!!

Pity about the site, it is ideal for OOF meets!

I remember you taking the Megane out, and out of sight DTM slammed the back of the car thinking you had hit something. 

[TheBoy]

why was there a bbq ban?  Probably due to owners cramming too many tents too close together.

It had to be moved to a different field, putting us with kids out of the action! Bastards!!

can't remember where bbq was last time 

remember the first year it was where you parked that megane (?)

Thanks for reminding me! That was a traumatic experience, turning up to my first OOF meet not in an omega!!!
Jimbobs was off the road (shocker), I took pity on him and lent him mine, then hired a car for me and baby!!
Not an ideal place to have a hire car with MDTM about!!

Pity about the site, it is ideal for OOF meets!

Yeah, great site.  And it had the well kept footie field, which I have fond memories of - not laughed so much in ages.


MDTM - oh yes, he can be a bugger

[LJay]

why was there a bbq ban?  Probably due to owners cramming too many tents too close together.

It had to be moved to a different field, putting us with kids out of the action! Bastards!!

can't remember where bbq was last time 

remember the first year it was where you parked that megane (?)

Thanks for reminding me! That was a traumatic experience, turning up to my first OOF meet not in an omega!!!
Jimbobs was off the road (shocker), I took pity on him and lent him mine, then hired a car for me and baby!!
Not an ideal place to have a hire car with MDTM about!!

Pity about the site, it is ideal for OOF meets!

I remember you taking the Megane out, and out of sight DTM slammed the back of the car thinking you had hit something. 

He made me crap myself!! I had an 8 week old baby in the car!!
Would have just driven at him in my own car!!!