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General Discussion Area / Glovebox handle fix

« on: 31 December 2014, 17:21:46 »

Ooer! Ain't the Glovebox handle fix a bit involved on the Volvo Forum

Best Wishes to All for the New Year!

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General Discussion Area / Spare a thought

« on: 22 December 2014, 18:17:31 »

Spare a thought for those killed and injured in Glasgow today and their loved ones who must bear the loss and anquish of it all. Also the people who although uninjured, witnessed the incident first hand and those among the Emergency Services who have had to deal with this terrible occurrance. At any time, something like this doesn't bear thinking about but immediately before Christmas it is mind numbingly sad. My thoughts and condolences go out to all of them, and to anyone else in pain despair or want at this time   

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General Discussion Area / 15 year old Army Cadet sprayed with burning aerosol!

« on: 02 November 2014, 21:11:03 »

Report from the Daily Fail today.
15 year old Army Cadet who had been selling Poppies in Manchester City Centre & was waiting for a bus when he was reportedly approached by an Asian man who sprayed him in the face with a lighted aerosol causing severe burns!
Also reports of a Pensioner selling Poppies in Buckinghamshire attacked with a hammer, again by a man of Asian appearance!
If these reports are true then we are all collectively responsible for allowing our Politicians & Law Makers/Enforcement to pussyfoot around the so called Racist question. If those responsible for these despicable acts are caught they should face the full force of British Justice & they and their sympathisers told in no uncertain terms that if they cannot or will not live in full integration with the people of this Country they should get the hell out!
If the Moronic bastards did but know it, more than 47.000 Muslim Servicemen died & 65,000 were wounded in the Great War fighting for the Allied Cause & the total number of Muslim dead on the Allied side in the Second World war is still unknown but is counted in the Hundreds of Thousands!
Remembrance Day is for them as well as every other Fallen Combatant no matter their Race Creed or Colour!

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General Discussion Area / OOF Calender

« on: 18 October 2014, 10:11:51 »

How about a new OOF Calender?
Here's my contribution, remind you of anyone you know?

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General Discussion Area / Shock Absorber!

« on: 12 October 2014, 21:54:44 »

This should raise a smile, or maybe something else!



http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/

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General Discussion Area / Allan Henning

« on: 03 October 2014, 22:24:51 »

Those evil bastards IS have beheaded poor Allan. I say evil bastards, but I really mean that evil bastard the so called Jihadi John! What an absolute No Mark that shit is!!! I wait with bated breath the time that the Powers that Be find his whereabouts & blow him to his own personal Hell.
My thoughts are with his poor Family, and those Hostages still held, as nothing will mitigate their suffering.

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General Discussion Area / Linda Bellingham

« on: 28 September 2014, 22:25:12 »

I was desperately sad to read that this lovely Lady is  now Terminal and has decided to come off her treatment regimen after this round of Chemotherapy ends in a few weeks. Why does it seem that the Best of us are taken too early in life

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General Discussion Area / No Apologies

« on: 28 September 2014, 17:19:49 »

Sexist? Yes, probably.
Wrong section of the Forum? Most definately!
Reason? Because very few of us visit the Jokes Section these days & this place could really do with a bit more un-PC, British humour interspaced amongst the usual day to day stuff rather than bunged to the 'back of the cupboard' to lighten the mood.
So, I will give you your "starter for 10" & let's see how many belly laughs we get from your contributions before I get a rollicking from an Admin!

 
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'

The woman did as she was told.

'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

Worried the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse.

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General Discussion Area / Well deserved lie in!

« on: 23 September 2014, 22:03:19 »

Had the Middle Watch last night so thought I deserved a bit of extra shut eye after the trouble & strife got up, she's such a loving old girl & brought me my 5 a day to eat in bed when I woke up!

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General Discussion Area / Omega Queen

« on: 16 September 2014, 10:37:18 »

Ooer! 10,000 posts just turned over, does the Panel think i should 'come out' now!

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General Discussion Area / Beheading

« on: 04 September 2014, 16:57:15 »

In Edmonton, North London! Woman found beheaded in back garden
Gawd only knows what that's all about, but a bloody awful way to go

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General Discussion Area / Lancaster Bomber

« on: 29 August 2014, 10:05:04 »

Just had a fantastic 'Pick-me-up' courtesy of the Lanc that has just flown directly over my house on it's approach to Durham Tees Valley Airport! It really is amazing the psychological effect these iconic old girls & others of their Generation give when you first hear & then see them in their natural element! 

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General Discussion Area / Opti Outed!

« on: 20 August 2014, 12:35:39 »

He's a regular Bruce Wayne is our Lord Opti of Boraciclint Manor! His public persona shows us the typical slightly 'Down at heel' landed gentry Omega owner, but in reality once he's donned his black cape & keks in private, the real opti emerges!
Here he is in the smaller of his garages indulging his true motoring passion!

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General Discussion Area / STMO

« on: 18 August 2014, 21:18:12 »

Good to 'see' you back Steve, even though i'm not a fan of early release

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Car Parts, bits For Sale & Wanted / 2.2 petrol Cam sensor

« on: 15 August 2014, 22:30:33 »

As per title. Anyone got a known good Genuine VX Cam sensor for a Desmond