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Opti Outed!
« on: 20 August 2014, 12:35:39 »

He's a regular Bruce Wayne is our Lord Opti of Boraciclint Manor! His public persona shows us the typical slightly 'Down at heel' landed gentry Omega owner, but in reality once he's donned his black cape & keks in private, the real opti emerges!
Here he is in the smaller of his garages indulging his true motoring passion! :D ;) ;D



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« Reply #1 on: 20 August 2014, 12:49:24 »

What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D
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Re: Opti Outed!
« Reply #2 on: 20 August 2014, 13:40:45 »

And Opti's shopper...
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Under-steer is when the front of the car hits the wall, and over-steer is when the rear of the car hits the wall.
Power is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how much of the wall you take with you.

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Re: Opti Outed!
« Reply #3 on: 20 August 2014, 14:08:40 »

I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

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Re: Opti Outed!
« Reply #4 on: 20 August 2014, 14:10:51 »

What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D

The landed gentry have been perverts since the dawn of time, Sir Tig. ;D ;D

What was the name of that Tory MP? The one found dead in high heels and fishnets, and with a piece of orange in his mouth.
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Re: Opti Outed!
« Reply #5 on: 20 August 2014, 14:41:39 »

I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?
What do you mean that they don't deliver :o

Joking aside, if you weren't penniless before, you will be once Mrs Opti the third gets custody of the family Corsa... :-\
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« Reply #6 on: 20 August 2014, 15:04:49 »

What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D

The landed gentry have been perverts since the dawn of time, Sir Tig. ;D ;D

What was the name of that Tory MP? The one found dead in high heels and fishnets, and with a piece of orange in his mouth.

Steven Milligan . . . . I think

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« Reply #7 on: 20 August 2014, 15:05:04 »

I saw a brace of these the other day - both towing trailers like this .. I think you'd look mighty fine astride a two wheeled armchair, Opti:

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« Reply #8 on: 20 August 2014, 15:48:09 »

What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D

The landed gentry have been perverts since the dawn of time, Sir Tig. ;D ;D

What was the name of that Tory MP? The one found dead in high heels and fishnets, and with a piece of orange in his mouth.

Steven Milligan . . . . I think

Yep...I have just googled him. :-\

Bin bag over his head and flex around his neck .

Jesus......the lengths some people will go to in order to 'get off'.

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« Reply #9 on: 20 August 2014, 15:50:25 »

I saw a brace of these the other day - both towing trailers like this .. I think you'd look mighty fine astride a two wheeled armchair, Opti:



That outfit looks ideal for burger munching americans, Aaron. :y

California?
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« Reply #10 on: 20 August 2014, 15:55:00 »

Just the first one that came up in Google… I didn't see pair I saw in California though, that's for sure - I saw them in Chertsey, Surrey ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 20 August 2014, 16:19:04 »

Just the first one that came up in Google… I didn't see pair I saw in California though, that's for sure - I saw them in Chertsey, Surrey ;D

Pleny of money in leafy Surrey. :y

I believe that Mr Tunnie currently resides in wealthy Surrey. I presume he sold his Chelsea 'shag pad' to finance the move. :)
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« Reply #12 on: 20 August 2014, 16:34:35 »

I believe his Chelsea shag pad was the very reason he needed a bigger house ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 20 August 2014, 16:58:15 »

Pleny of money in leafy Surrey.

I believe that Mr Tunnie currently resides in wealthy Surrey.

Just down the road from my B.I.L. I hear, notice how the Omega adds just that bit more 'class' to his hovel...

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Re: Opti Outed!
« Reply #14 on: 20 August 2014, 17:43:08 »

Pleny of money in leafy Surrey.

I believe that Mr Tunnie currently resides in wealthy Surrey.

Just down the road from my B.I.L. I hear, notice how the Omega adds just that bit more 'class' to his hovel...



That is the perfect house for an Omega. :y

An Aston Martin or Rolls Royce would look out of place. ;D
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