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your kids/
« on: 16 February 2007, 18:29:33 »
Picking up from another thread....
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #1 on: 16 February 2007, 18:38:45 »
Wel, it looks as though you're off to a flying start with this one ::)
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #2 on: 16 February 2007, 18:43:45 »
Mine dont slam at all!

Mind you, 1st is 2 1/2, second due in about 6 weeks!
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #3 on: 16 February 2007, 19:07:08 »
The checkstrap is missing from my drivers door (No, surely not, I hear you say ;D), so, when I get in I just sit there and the door closes itself perfectly.
When I get out, I walk away from the car and, after a couple of secs I hear it shut, turn round and plip it. It's quite a neat trick once you're used to it :y
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #4 on: 16 February 2007, 19:55:09 »
Doors are almost always OK it's just the bloody boot. They grab the handle inside the boot and close it in 1 go   :o  I tell 'em both and the wife every  time they close it!!!  >:(  >:(
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #5 on: 16 February 2007, 19:59:22 »
..there not allowed in it in the first place  ;D ;D ;D
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #6 on: 16 February 2007, 20:10:01 »
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..there not allowed in it in the first place  ;D ;D ;D
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #7 on: 16 February 2007, 23:31:39 »
Whisper soft, 'cos they know the length of the walk if they dont.......     ;D
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #8 on: 17 February 2007, 02:12:46 »
I really don;t know what I did wrong ina former life to be cursed with such blasted neanderthal offspring.....

for YEARS i've been trying to persuade them that the door only has to stay on ONE side of the car when they shut it....   not burst out the other side....

so help me, one of these days I'm going to gaffa tape their fingers by the catch plate and see how softly they try and close it then.......


when i'm old, okay, even older than i am now.. , and they have to transport grandpa Max around, you can bet i'm going to use every ounce i have left to slam their blooody space ship doors SOOO  hard.....

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #9 on: 17 February 2007, 10:17:18 »
It's how they open them in car parks you have to worry about.
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #10 on: 17 February 2007, 10:25:43 »
Almost everyone slams my doors, maybe it's because they're so heavy they think they have to.....
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #11 on: 17 February 2007, 11:01:44 »
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I really don;t know what I did wrong ina former life to be cursed with such blasted neanderthal offspring.....

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
LOL!  ;D ;D ;D

Most of the time it's ok, she gets caught out on a hill though.  I don't mind if I'm not in it at the time.
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #12 on: 19 February 2007, 11:36:48 »
Bloody earthquake.......and they're both over 18 now!! :-? ::) ;D
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #13 on: 19 February 2007, 11:42:45 »
It's not the kids that are the problem for me, it's the adults >:( ie- wife and mother. It comes to something when you watch your car settling back onto its springs after someone has closed a door :-/
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Re:  your kids/
« Reply #14 on: 19 February 2007, 12:03:34 »
Its the ones who manage to somehow wedge the seatbelt buckle in the door frame before slamming with all their weight that annoy me.  >:(
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