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The Tawt extradited from Pakistan for the murderand convicted.....
 Piran Ditta Khan spent nearly two decades evading justice for his part in the killing of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford on 18 November 2005.

When are we going to learn in this country ffs??? I weep, I really do!!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Should have been accidentally shot on arrest, but at least he's being held to account.

Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.

They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.

Funny, but unfortunately untrue.

oh yes, and door latches. But they are definitely a service item on JLR. Guaranteed to last beyond (just) the warranty period

Still got both fronts to do on the OH's evoque before it gets sold oh and a reversing camera 'they all do that sir'   . Beyond that all it's needed is a dpf pressure sensor hose, again not bad imo for 2yrs and 20k miles.

Today I have been changing the oil pressure sensor on gran's 2003 clit. Second longest part of the job was finding my 22mm deep socket. The longest part was trying to work out which of the four possible sensors it was.

I mean seriously, I know french cars are a fuŁking joke, but 4 possible sensors, for a single make, model, year and engine of car....

Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.

They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.

The only thing flat-earthers fear …....

is sphere itself.

I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.

Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'

Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

Thereabouts

My front lawn looks like block paving, and the one at the back looks like decking.

Old lady knitting while speeding down the motorway, copper pulled up alongside and said Pullover! No, gloves she replied.😵‍💫