Topic: Irish Virginity Test Kit (Read 804 times)

dbug · « **on:** 17 March 2010, 01:45:16 »

Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor, how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit....a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did seen...", you hit her with the shovel.'

Omegadoha, Desert Member · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 March 2010, 03:46:00 »

dad1uk · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 March 2010, 08:09:31 »

Brilliant

Jimbob · « **Reply #3 on:** 17 March 2010, 08:18:08 »

Andy B · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 March 2010, 08:27:13 »

It was sooooooo bad, it was funny

Entwood · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 March 2010, 09:51:41 »

jonnycool · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 March 2010, 10:29:01 »

Good one

PhilRich · « **Reply #7 on:** 17 March 2010, 16:21:07 »

rimmac · « **Reply #8 on:** 17 March 2010, 21:09:12 »

cem_devecioglu · « **Reply #9 on:** 17 March 2010, 21:11:36 »

:-? :-?

Del Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** 17 March 2010, 21:35:08 »

Richie London · « **Reply #11 on:** 17 March 2010, 21:37:53 »

thats very good

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