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Yes, trouble is you’re not allowed to even shout at your children now let alone give them a clip around the earhole,  and they know it

You could get one of your mates to bump into him on the way home from school and give him a fùckin good hiding 

Ha ha, shit hot🤣  two turds went into a pub and asked for a drink, the bar tender said I’ll serve you but not him he’s steaming 💩

There are plenty of steaming turds that exit the arse end of dogs. These could make up any shortfall.

I mean, who would know the difference.

The dogs in Korea end up as human shit.

I saw the first Omega in ages a few weeks ago, it reminded me to collect the 3.2 Elite I accidentally bought from BCA and had left there for 6 weeks 
I've now got a Prestige Blue (Z20Q) 3.2 Elite saloon parked here! Drove it today, it took me back 12/13 years when I drove one every day!

I've been selling really boring Hyundai / Kia things recently, and this 22 year old Vauxhall reminded me they're pretty good!

I guess the difference between appliance cars and real cars.  Still, I suppose the market is moving that way, so as a dodgy used car dealer, you have to follow.

Welcome back - we must be due a meet up at some point, seems to have been ages.  Was it when I nicked an XF for the day? LOL

Did someone mention curry chicken and chips?

Also, although not tested on an MOT (I think?), the headlight washers stopped working around Christmas. Can't hear the pump.  Another job to wait until its warmer!

Required to work for LED and HID bulbs I believe.

Don't talk to me about them. Mine just syphon out the contents of the washer bottle on first application, so the relay is removed except for MOTs.

Ha ha, shit hot🤣  two turds went into a pub and asked for a drink, the bar tender said I’ll serve you but not him he’s steaming 💩

There are plenty of steaming turds that exit the arse end of dogs. These could make up any shortfall.

I mean, who would know the difference.

Ha ha, shit hot🤣  two turds went into a pub and asked for a drink, the bar tender said I’ll serve you but not him he’s steaming 💩

Yes, trouble is you’re not allowed to even shout at your children now let alone give them a clip around the earhole,  and they know it

But he is still a felon. 

                Yep, a crook just like the rest of them👍

Well Insignificant went for MOT and passed, no advisories,, 

The fault code " service Vehicle soon" was read,,  It's 2 glow plugs, and yes the chuffing expensive pressure sensor type, after lots of looking on line,Cheapest were £175, each they are also £185 from GM who don't have any, so lots of phone calls to people who might have them,same replies "can't get them,on back back order"  so nipped into local Bennet's in Hoof'land,
"Yeah got them, genuine GM £139 each"
I'll have 2, so I'm £334 poorer, fitted before tea was ready to drink, code gone

You'll soon be challenging the Lincolnshire mega land owner as the most affluent member of OOF. 

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Got to do something to keep busy in the winter months.