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on: Today at 09:48:29
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Started by Darth Loo-knee - Last post by Varche | ||
A bit like the indicator fluid. |
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on: Today at 08:36:00
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Started by Andy H - Last post by Andy H | ||
Not many independent factors left, ECP have taken over the world.There were two independent factors that I used for 20+ years when I lived in Dunstable (Milehams & Dunstable Motor Factors). Milehams still appear to have the same signage that they had 30 years ago, DMF looks the same but is now Dunstable Motor Spares. No idea if they are as good as they used to be, I haven't been near the town for 15 years. It took me about 90 minutes to get the starter off, take the end cap off for a look-see and then reassemble everything so not a bastid job |
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on: Today at 08:15:50
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Started by Varche - Last post by Doctor Gollum | ||
The Tawt extradited from Pakistan for the murderand convicted.....Should have been accidentally shot on arrest, but at least he's being held to account. |
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on: Today at 08:13:52
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Started by Darth Loo-knee - Last post by Doctor Gollum | ||
Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.Funny, but unfortunately untrue. |
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on: Today at 00:12:29
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Started by Darth Loo-knee - Last post by Viral_Jim | ||
oh yes, and door latches. But they are definitely a service item on JLR. Guaranteed to last beyond (just) the warranty period Still got both fronts to do on the OH's evoque before it gets sold oh and a reversing camera 'they all do that sir' . Beyond that all it's needed is a dpf pressure sensor hose, again not bad imo for 2yrs and 20k miles. Today I have been changing the oil pressure sensor on gran's 2003 clit. Second longest part of the job was finding my 22mm deep socket. The longest part was trying to work out which of the four possible sensors it was. I mean seriously, I know french cars are a fuŁking joke, but 4 possible sensors, for a single make, model, year and engine of car.... |
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on: Yesterday at 23:45:36
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Started by Darth Loo-knee - Last post by Varche | ||
Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.
They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it. |
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on: Yesterday at 23:44:21
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Started by Darth Loo-knee - Last post by Varche | ||
The only thing flat-earthers fear …....
is sphere itself. |
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on: Yesterday at 23:39:35
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Started by Darth Loo-knee - Last post by Varche | ||
I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.
Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid |
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on: Yesterday at 23:38:03
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Started by Darth Loo-knee - Last post by Varche | ||
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds." |
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on: Yesterday at 22:18:36
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Started by 2boxerdogs - Last post by johnnydog | ||
Thereabouts
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