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[Elite Pete]

Welcome back old chap

Did they let you out early for good behavour, I hope Big Winston was kind to you and used lots of Vasaline

[Timbuk]

Welcome back old chap

Did they let you out early for good behavour, I hope Big Winston was kind to you and used lots of Vasaline

Didnt think youd still remember Big Winston 

[Gaffers]

Rumour has it he has kidnapped Daz's pink crocs 

Good to see you back

[Elite Pete]

Welcome back old chap

Did they let you out early for good behavour, I hope Big Winston was kind to you and used lots of Vasaline

Didnt think youd still remember Big Winston 

How could I forget BW, you made a lovely couple

[Dishevelled Den]

Yes, welcome back T.

[STMO123]

Are you still walking like you just got off your horse?

[Timbuk]

Are you still walking like you just got off your horse?

 

I see you've changed then 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Hey up Ugly, hows your arse

Did they not have internet in the nick?

Glad your still alive 

[Auto Addict]

Hiya Timbuk

[Elite Pete]

Hey up Ugly, hows your arse

Did they not have internet in the nick?

Glad your still alive 

Like a blood orange I should think

[bob.dent]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Hey up Ugly, hows your arse

Did they not have internet in the nick?

Glad your still alive 

Like a blood orange I should think

I was thinking more like a "Chatwins Donut" youth

Thats what you get for ripping pensioners off 

[Timbuk]

Hey up Ugly, hows your arse

Did they not have internet in the nick?

Glad your still alive 

Sore but i'll get over it  and yes they did have internet but Big Winston wouldnt let me have a go

[Elite Pete]

Hey up Ugly, hows your arse

Did they not have internet in the nick?

Glad your still alive 

Like a blood orange I should think

I was thinking more like a "Chatwins Donut" youth

Thats what you get for ripping pensioners off 

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

[Timbuk]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

Oi, told you never to repeat that 

[Elite Pete]

Yep, towel and pillow biting

I think Timbuk will miss Big Winston, I bet he's planning to re offend again already

[bob.dent]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL 

[Timbuk]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL 

Thanks Bob 

[Jimbob]

Good to see you Doug

[feeutfo]

Rumour has it he has kidnapped Daz's pink crocs 

Good to see you back

AHA, so thats it. I did wonder.

Welcome back

[bob.dent]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL 

Thanks Bob 

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

[Timbuk]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL 

Thanks Bob 

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

leave my tail end out of this im still nursing it 

[Elite Pete]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL 

Thanks Bob 

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

Oh here we go. Take no notice of this Doug, Bobs been threatening to come up North for a beer or two for months but I think the beers is too strong for him when you get past Watford

[TheBoy]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

[Timbuk]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

[bob.dent]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL 

Thanks Bob 

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

Oh here we go. Take no notice of this Doug, Bobs been threatening to come up North for a beer or two for months but I think the beers is too strong for him when you get past Watford

.....and I would have, but you keep finding excuses to put me off. You're just scared shitless of some proper competition!! 

[TheBoy]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

[Elite Pete]

Good to see you back mate. Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers!

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL 

Thanks Bob 

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

Oh here we go. Take no notice of this Doug, Bobs been threatening to come up North for a beer or two for months but I think the beers is too strong for him when you get past Watford

.....and I would have, but you keep finding excuses to put me off. You're just scared shitless of some proper competition!! 

I think it was you that made the last excuse Mr Dent

[Elite Pete]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going

[TheBoy]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going

I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same

[Darth Loo-knee]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going

I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie

[TheBoy]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going

I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie

I took one hard up the arse 2 weeks ago, and from a woman , and I'm still in a physical mess now  .

[bob.dent]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going

I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie

I took one hard up the arse 2 weeks ago, and from a woman , and I'm still in a physical mess now  .

It's amazing how realistic strap-on's are these days, or so Pete told me anyway.

[TheBoy]

Welcome back Timbuk .  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him 

Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going

I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie

I took one hard up the arse 2 weeks ago, and from a woman , and I'm still in a physical mess now  .

It's amazing how realistic strap-on's are these days, or so Pete told me anyway.

Hers was bigger than mine that day.  But is was -6C.  The Police were called to tidy up afterwards, and an ambulance was required for the aftermath...

[Gaffers]

I was thinking more like a "Chatwins Donut" youth

Not many on here who will fully understand that one potter

[Tony H]

Good to see you back in the fold Timbuck, take no notice about the gibes re: big Whinston there all jelouse