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Name something that people only use once
« on: 14 April 2017, 13:41:05 »
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Re: Name something that people only use once
« Reply #1 on: 14 April 2017, 13:44:17 »
                               



                                      A Virgin

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« Reply #2 on: 14 April 2017, 13:47:09 »
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« Reply #3 on: 14 April 2017, 14:07:21 »

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« Reply #4 on: 14 April 2017, 14:14:54 »
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« Reply #6 on: 14 April 2017, 14:38:49 »
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« Reply #7 on: 14 April 2017, 14:44:49 »
Quote from: moggy on 14 April 2017, 14:38:49
Bog roll.

Hmmmm not sure about that one. Some OOfers are so mean they could well dry them out and re-use  :o

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« Reply #8 on: 14 April 2017, 14:47:53 »
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« Reply #9 on: 14 April 2017, 14:52:12 »
Quote from: Steve B on 14 April 2017, 14:47:53
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See above  ::)  but wash not dry . . . .  ;D

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« Reply #10 on: 14 April 2017, 15:32:10 »
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« Reply #11 on: 14 April 2017, 15:47:11 »
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« Reply #12 on: 14 April 2017, 16:21:43 »
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« Reply #13 on: 14 April 2017, 16:35:43 »
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« Reply #14 on: 14 April 2017, 16:45:21 »
                             


                               Talk talk .com

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Re: Name something that people only use once
« Reply #18 on: 14 April 2017, 17:57:13 »
Quote from: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 14:20:04
Hearse

I've been in loads of them.  ;)
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« Reply #20 on: 14 April 2017, 18:35:40 »
Quote from: Andy B on 14 April 2017, 17:57:13
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Hearse

I've been in loads of them.  ;)

I assume he meant as a horizontal passenger.  ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 14 April 2017, 18:49:05 »
Disposable nappy.

Not me you understand, although come to think of it I've had a few near misses.  ::)
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« Reply #22 on: 14 April 2017, 19:07:17 »
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Hearse

I've been in loads of them.  ;)

I assume he meant as a horizontal passenger.  ;D

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« Reply #25 on: 14 April 2017, 20:01:52 »
Side tracking a bit but,in the 1930's dad used to drive a hearse 2/6d a funeral.He used to take mum out courting in it and on the odd occasion there was an extra passenger under the shelf :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 15 April 2017, 09:49:34 »
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« Reply #28 on: 15 April 2017, 09:51:52 »
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.... and on the odd occasion there was an extra passenger under the shelf :D ;D ;D

My Dad has at various times over the years given me a lift in a van with an extra passenger .....  ;)
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« Reply #29 on: 15 April 2017, 11:02:33 »
An Omega?  :D
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« Reply #39 on: 16 April 2017, 11:39:29 »
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« Reply #40 on: 16 April 2017, 11:42:38 »
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On a scale of one to ten, how nervous were you?

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« Reply #45 on: 16 April 2017, 12:52:44 »
In TB's case...That thread about diagnostic tools  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #46 on: 16 April 2017, 12:54:09 »
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Pregnancy test kit.


and were you? ;D

No! It was about 18 years ago.  My life would be very different now if it had been positive.  :)
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Pregnancy test kit.


and were you? ;D

No! It was about 18 years ago.  My life would be very different now if it had been positive.  :)
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A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D
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« Reply #50 on: 17 April 2017, 12:52:15 »
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A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D

No idea what you mean ;D ;D ;D  (and welcome back Mike)
and as coincidence would have it, weve just come back from a few days away camping at Dalebottom!







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« Reply #51 on: 17 April 2017, 23:40:58 »
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Quote from: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 12:34:01
Quote from: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 09:24:38
A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D

No idea what you mean ;D ;D ;D  (and welcome back Mike)
and as coincidence would have it, weve just come back from a few days away camping at Dalebottom!









 :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #52 on: 18 April 2017, 16:28:19 »
I think MikeDundee should be praised for his ability not to spill a drop, even when fast asleep....
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« Reply #53 on: 18 April 2017, 19:07:05 »
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I think MikeDundee should be praised for his ability not to spill a drop, even when fast asleep....
He woke the campsite when he finally came round though... sounded like a recycling bin being emptied ;D
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Re: Name something that people only use once
« Reply #54 on: 20 April 2017, 12:12:14 »
Back to thread title...

Anything Netgear.


Did I mention I frickin hate every single useless piece of shit they have ever made. Its all universally junk. Frickers.


FFS, expect another MASSIVE outage as I have to power down the whole friccing lot to reboot the utterly useless network switch.  I mean, a switch, how poxy unreliable can it be. Frickers.


Did I mention Netgear stuff is shit.
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