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Doggy is getting married
« on: 19 May 2013, 20:14:55 »

Poor Doggy, thats it now an arranged marriage with Crystal, he wont know whats hit him ;D ;D

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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #1 on: 19 May 2013, 20:17:02 »

with any luck the girls will be off shopping and me and Doggy can go down the Pub :y :y
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« Reply #2 on: 19 May 2013, 20:17:20 »

thought arranged marriages were illegal  :D :D :D
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #3 on: 19 May 2013, 20:30:40 »

thought arranged marriages were illegal  :D :D :D
no mate-my mrs arranged our marriage :D ;D ;D
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #4 on: 19 May 2013, 20:38:41 »

so now you're a dog pimp? :o ::) ;D
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #5 on: 19 May 2013, 20:44:36 »

thought arranged marriages were illegal  :D :D :D
no mate-my mrs arranged our marriage :D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D my mrs told me to marry her :D :)
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #6 on: 19 May 2013, 20:46:01 »

so now you're a dog pimp? :o ::) ;D

 ;D ;D  snop doggy pimp :)
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #7 on: 19 May 2013, 20:48:04 »

so now you're a dog pimp? :o ::) ;D

 ;D ;D  snop doggy pimp :)

Better than your vet aka 'Snip Doggy Pump' ;D ;D
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #8 on: 20 May 2013, 07:16:22 »

nice doggy!

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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #9 on: 20 May 2013, 09:57:55 »

Cheers Jimbob, lets hope they are a good match people at the kennels seemed happy with them together lets hope Crystal and Doggy are happy too :)

still aching a whole day walking greyhounds me and doggy needed some sleep, these arranged marrages are not easy :y
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #10 on: 20 May 2013, 10:08:32 »

So if Doggy goes round in a bikini, when does Crystal get her budgie smugglers??  ;D
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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #11 on: 20 May 2013, 10:33:10 »

So if Doggy goes round in a bikini, when does Crystal get her budgie smugglers??  ;D

dont even go there wifey already spotted the dog clothing dept at the kennels  ::) two girls together on friday the collection date. Crystals going to have to have an outfit for her first night with doggy and probably so is he, one of my work sweat shirts just wont do, this is going to cost  ::)
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« Reply #12 on: 20 May 2013, 11:06:03 »

No worries , just go with the flow unisex bikini's  ;D

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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #13 on: 20 May 2013, 11:17:27 »

 ;D ;D ;D pmsl excellent ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: Doggy is getting married
« Reply #14 on: 20 May 2013, 17:40:54 »

I took our spaniel to a stud dog last week,   THREE times, nothing more than a sniff,
took her to another more "experienced" dog, before I could say hello he was on and humping away.

never heard of a gay stud dog before. ;D
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