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Title: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 19:48:17
Has anyone noticed, it's getting smaller again :(
 
Still, I should have known I couldn't keep it up for long at my age ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: maria on 08 March 2012, 19:51:15
What's getting smalle please do tell ::) ::)
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 19:53:44
What's getting smalle please do tell ::) ::)

My postcount. What else would I be talking about on a family-orientated forum such as this? ???
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: waspy on 08 March 2012, 19:55:41
Does that mean your penis is getting smaller too?
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 19:56:55
Does that mean your penis is getting smaller too?

Wash your mouth out young man! Cover your ears Maria......Nooooooo....not with those. ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: maria on 08 March 2012, 19:58:16
I think that what he means pete or his pencil ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: Johnny English on 08 March 2012, 20:04:39
I think that what he means pete or his pencil ;D ;D ;D

You mean imagined the size it can be just a pencil...?   :D :D :D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2012, 20:05:39
99,595 equates to eleven inches by my calculations. :)
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:08:53
99,595 equates to eleven inches by my calculations. :)

I'd ask you to explain but I'm really not that bothered. :)
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: waspy on 08 March 2012, 20:34:28
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:35:33
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D

Even a short-lived elevation is a god-send at my age arsehole. ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:39:17
If I keep posting at this rate, there's a good chance I may disappear up my own arsehole. :(
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: waspy on 08 March 2012, 20:39:49
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D

Even a short-lived elevation is a god-send at my age mate. ;D

Please don't get get me mixed up with someone else. I'm certainly not your mate :P
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: waspy on 08 March 2012, 20:41:17
If I keep posting at this rate, there's a good chance I may disappear up my own arsehole. :(

Steve & disappear in the same sentence. If only ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:42:42
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D

Even a short-lived elevation is a god-send at my age arsehole. ;D

Please don't get get me mixed up with someone else. I'm certainly not your arsehole :P

Oh yes you are. ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:48:18
If I keep posting at this rate, there's a good chance I may disappear up my own arsehole. :(

Steve & disappear in the same sentence. If only ;D

Where,exactly, does it say Steve in the above sentence? ::)
Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: waspy on 08 March 2012, 20:52:58
In my mind it says Steve & disappear. But in reality I know it's not true :-[ :( :'( But maybe one day :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)