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STMO123

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Oh dear...
« on: 08 March 2012, 19:48:17 »
Has anyone noticed, it's getting smaller again :(
 
Still, I should have known I couldn't keep it up for long at my age ;D
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #1 on: 08 March 2012, 19:51:15 »
What's getting smalle please do tell ::) ::)
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STMO123

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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #2 on: 08 March 2012, 19:53:44 »
Quote from: Maria on 08 March 2012, 19:51:15
What's getting smalle please do tell ::) ::)

My postcount. What else would I be talking about on a family-orientated forum such as this? ???
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #3 on: 08 March 2012, 19:55:41 »
Does that mean your penis is getting smaller too?
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STMO123

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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #4 on: 08 March 2012, 19:56:55 »
Quote from: Pete. on 08 March 2012, 19:55:41
Does that mean your penis is getting smaller too?

Wash your mouth out young man! Cover your ears Maria......Nooooooo....not with those. ;D
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #5 on: 08 March 2012, 19:58:16 »
I think that what he means pete or his pencil ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2012, 20:04:39 »
Quote from: Maria on 08 March 2012, 19:58:16
I think that what he means pete or his pencil ;D ;D ;D

You mean imagined the size it can be just a pencil...?   :D :D :D
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #7 on: 08 March 2012, 20:05:39 »
99,595 equates to eleven inches by my calculations. :)
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STMO123

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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #8 on: 08 March 2012, 20:08:53 »
Quote from: Opti on 08 March 2012, 20:05:39
99,595 equates to eleven inches by my calculations. :)

I'd ask you to explain but I'm really not that bothered. :)
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waspy

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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #9 on: 08 March 2012, 20:34:28 »
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #10 on: 08 March 2012, 20:35:33 »
Quote from: Pete. on 08 March 2012, 20:34:28
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D

Even a short-lived elevation is a god-send at my age arsehole. ;D
« Last Edit: 08 March 2012, 20:41:33 by STMO123 »
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STMO123

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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #11 on: 08 March 2012, 20:39:17 »
If I keep posting at this rate, there's a good chance I may disappear up my own arsehole. :(
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waspy

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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #12 on: 08 March 2012, 20:39:49 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:35:33
Quote from: Pete. on 08 March 2012, 20:34:28
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D

Even a short-lived elevation is a god-send at my age mate. ;D

Please don't get get me mixed up with someone else. I'm certainly not your mate :P
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #13 on: 08 March 2012, 20:41:17 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:39:17
If I keep posting at this rate, there's a good chance I may disappear up my own arsehole. :(

Steve & disappear in the same sentence. If only ;D
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Re: Oh dear...
« Reply #14 on: 08 March 2012, 20:42:42 »
Quote from: Pete. on 08 March 2012, 20:39:49
Quote from: STMO123 on 08 March 2012, 20:35:33
Quote from: Pete. on 08 March 2012, 20:34:28
Looks like every time you post your penis post count goes down by 1000. By the end of the night you'll have a very small one. Nothing new there then ;D

Even a short-lived elevation is a god-send at my age arsehole. ;D

Please don't get get me mixed up with someone else. I'm certainly not your arsehole :P

Oh yes you are. ;D
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