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Title: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: the alarming man on 16 March 2012, 16:36:07
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY


It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY





1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: jonnycool on 16 March 2012, 17:23:26
That's about right  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: Johnny English on 16 March 2012, 17:27:26
yes, absolutely!  although for my happines enough to be naked and no need alcohol either... :D :D :D  :y :y :y
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: dad1uk on 16 March 2012, 17:39:14
Brilliant  :y :y ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 17:59:36
Just showed that to the missus

She just confirmed that she punches like a bloke  :'( :'(

I'll never learn  ::) ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: waspy on 16 March 2012, 19:27:27
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 19:36:01
Just showed that to the missus

She just confirmed that she punches like a bloke  :'( :'(

I'll never learn  ::) ;D
silly thing to do mate  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 19:39:09
i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally  :'(
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 19:40:59
i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally  :'(
hear hear steve  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 19:45:00
i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally  :'(
hear hear steve  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Most do until you stick a ring on there finger  :(
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 19:47:42
i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally  :'(
hear hear steve  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Most do until you stick a ring on there finger  :(

i got a mate that still goes out and pulls pretty much every weekend. some of the stuff he's done with strangers is unreal..... and he has the footage to prove it. yet we get in to relationships. and then what? misery and arguments  :'(

maybe it's just me  :'(
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 19:51:04
i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally  :'(
hear hear steve  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Most do until you stick a ring on there finger  :(

i got a mate that still goes out and pulls pretty much every weekend. some of the stuff he's done with strangers is unreal..... and he has the footage to prove it. yet we get in to relationships. and then what? misery and arguments  :'(

maybe it's just me  :'(
wait until you are married steve they turn into wifes and you get nothing ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: SJKOO01 on 16 March 2012, 19:52:49

Age old thing, Women spend ages looking for 'Mr Right', then when she finds him, she try's to change him from what he is? ::)

Women, you can't live with 'em, can't live without them :D
(unless your a gay bloke of course, in which case you're probably okay ;D - But does beg another question, how do Lesbian's get on then ::) ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 19:53:17
and i had a long time off that ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 19:54:23

Age old thing, Women spend ages looking for 'Mr Right', then when she finds him, she try's to change him from what he is? ::)

Women, you can't live with 'em, can't live without them :D
(unless your a gay bloke of course, in which case you're probably okay ;D - But does beg another question, how do Lesbian's get on then ::) ;D
dont want to know thanks ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 19:55:38
just dont get married steve ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 19:56:05
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 19:58:59
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 20:00:30
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
why not its fun with black eyes mate ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:12:11
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 20:13:34
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
why not its fun with black eyes mate ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'd end up looking like a rather panda and i'd have to change my name to "tigers gonads less "   :'( ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 20:14:15
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D


Has she got a fit sister ?   ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 20:16:09
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
why not its fun with black eyes mate ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'd end up looking like a rather panda and i'd have to change my name to "tigers gonads less "   :'( ;D ;D

HAHAHAHA tigers gonads...in a jar hahaha  :y
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: SJKOO01 on 16 March 2012, 20:17:49
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!! ;D

You just showing off now then Twiglet? ::)
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: omega3000 on 16 March 2012, 20:18:59

Age old thing, Women spend ages looking for 'Mr Right', then when she finds him, she try's to change him from what he is? ::)

Women, you can't live with 'em, can't live without them :D
(unless your a gay bloke of course, in which case you're probably okay ;D - But does beg another question, how do Lesbian's get on then ::) ;D

Dont know but am willing to spend a night with a couple to find out  ::) ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:39:46
Has she got a fit sister ?   ;D ;D

Fraid not mate, sorry.

You just showing off now then Twiglet? ::)

Not at all mate, I just consider myself very fortunate.  I had my fair share of bunny boilers before I met my wife, but I think a man needs to experience the bad, in order to appreciate the good!  It's abit like that old wives tale about never buying the first car that you look at!!  ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 20:43:00
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 20:44:41
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D


She is typing one handed  :y
She has hold of his gonads with the other  :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:45:28
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Actually she isn't no. But I think I might just show her in a bit, there's gotta be some brownie points there!!  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:46:10
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D


She is typing one handed  :y
She has hold of his gonads with the other  :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D very good!!  :y
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 20:48:41
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Actually she isn't no. But I think I might just show her in a bit, there's gotta be some brownie points there!!  ;D ;D :y



You creep   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
Post by: the alarming man on 16 March 2012, 22:34:05
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Actually she isn't no. But I think I might just show her in a bit, there's gotta be some brownie points there!!  ;D ;D :y



either that or a fully fledge rant at you  :y