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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #15 on: 16 March 2012, 19:55:38 »
just dont get married steve ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #16 on: 16 March 2012, 19:56:05 »
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #17 on: 16 March 2012, 19:58:59 »
Quote from: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 19:56:05
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #18 on: 16 March 2012, 20:00:30 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 19:58:59
Quote from: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 19:56:05
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
why not its fun with black eyes mate ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #19 on: 16 March 2012, 20:12:11 »
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #20 on: 16 March 2012, 20:13:34 »
Quote from: bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 20:00:30
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 19:58:59
Quote from: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 19:56:05
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
why not its fun with black eyes mate ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'd end up looking like a rather panda and i'd have to change my name to "tigers gonads less "   :'( ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #21 on: 16 March 2012, 20:14:15 »
Quote from: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:12:11
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D


Has she got a fit sister ?   ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #22 on: 16 March 2012, 20:16:09 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 20:13:34
Quote from: bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 20:00:30
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 19:58:59
Quote from: Webby the Bear on 16 March 2012, 19:56:05
It's just dandy aint it....

''you don't pay me enough attention''. Yes thats because you dont ever take it up the butt  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Now I ain't showing this bit to our lass, i'm not that daft   ;D ;D ;D
why not its fun with black eyes mate ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'd end up looking like a rather panda and i'd have to change my name to "tigers gonads less "   :'( ;D ;D

HAHAHAHA tigers gonads...in a jar hahaha  :y
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #23 on: 16 March 2012, 20:17:49 »
Quote from: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:12:11
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!! ;D

You just showing off now then Twiglet? ::)
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #24 on: 16 March 2012, 20:18:59 »
Quote from: GooseMan on 16 March 2012, 19:52:49

Age old thing, Women spend ages looking for 'Mr Right', then when she finds him, she try's to change him from what he is? ::)

Women, you can't live with 'em, can't live without them :D
(unless your a gay bloke of course, in which case you're probably okay ;D - But does beg another question, how do Lesbian's get on then ::) ;D

Dont know but am willing to spend a night with a couple to find out  ::) ::)

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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #25 on: 16 March 2012, 20:39:46 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 20:14:15
Has she got a fit sister ?   ;D ;D

Fraid not mate, sorry.

Quote from: GooseMan on 16 March 2012, 20:17:49
You just showing off now then Twiglet? ::)

Not at all mate, I just consider myself very fortunate.  I had my fair share of bunny boilers before I met my wife, but I think a man needs to experience the bad, in order to appreciate the good!  It's abit like that old wives tale about never buying the first car that you look at!!  ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #26 on: 16 March 2012, 20:43:00 »
Quote from: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:12:11
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #27 on: 16 March 2012, 20:44:41 »
Quote from: bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 20:43:00
Quote from: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:12:11
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D


She is typing one handed  :y
She has hold of his gonads with the other  :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #28 on: 16 March 2012, 20:45:28 »
Quote from: bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 20:43:00
Quote from: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:12:11
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Actually she isn't no. But I think I might just show her in a bit, there's gotta be some brownie points there!!  ;D ;D :y
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Re: How To Make A Women/Man Happy
« Reply #29 on: 16 March 2012, 20:46:10 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 16 March 2012, 20:44:41
Quote from: bigyin54 on 16 March 2012, 20:43:00
Quote from: twiglet on 16 March 2012, 20:12:11
I guess I must be the exception then!  My wife is everything I have ever dreamed of, and a whole lot more!  Why she puts up with me though, I'll never know!!  ;D
is she watching what you say  ;D ;D ;D ;D


She is typing one handed  :y
She has hold of his gonads with the other  :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D very good!!  :y
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