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Title: What to do??
Post by: Martian on 27 May 2012, 17:31:51
In a minute (middle of June to be precise), I will be 47 years old.

Last night I had a 24 year old goth nympho who is proper sexually depraved (pic below) tell me that she wanted to f**k my brains out.
Now ordinarily I can deal with that, but do I trade the last 18 years for what is essentially a one night stand with a lady who, while being a damn good f**k, is mentally scarred due to her upbringing?

The young me says I should take it home and absolutely ruin it, but the sensible me says walk away.

What to do??

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7215/7280287590_80bed364b5_n.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/61913998@N03/7280287590/)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: r1 on 27 May 2012, 17:36:07
do both
then make your mind up
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2012, 17:39:05
do both
then make your mind up


I seriously nearly spilt drink over myself  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 27 May 2012, 18:03:18
do both
then make your mind up

Quite possibly the best answer of all time......I may follow your advice.



A lot


 :y
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 27 May 2012, 18:04:12
In a minute (middle of June to be precise), I will be 47 years old.

Last night I had a 24 year old goth nympho who is proper sexually depraved (pic below) tell me that she wanted to f**k my brains out.
Now ordinarily I can deal with that, but do I trade the last 18 years for what is essentially a one night stand with a lady who, while being a damn good f**k, is mentally scarred due to her upbringing?

The young me says I should take it home and absolutely ruin it, but the sensible me says walk away.

What to do??

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7215/7280287590_80bed364b5_n.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/61913998@N03/7280287590/)

If you do decide on the later, give her my number  ;D
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Johnny English on 27 May 2012, 18:08:38
"Live your life extraordinary" - Dead poets society

Anyway if I were you I didn't miss it although I wouldn't take it too seriously either... ;) Enjoy till it goes on matey and don't be bothered by the future!  :y :y  :y There are a lot of young women who like older guys, I'm older than 40 and often noticed my really good chances at twentysome yrs old girlies.  ;) BUT never take the issue too seriously - it is a basic rule ! Good luck with decison matey!  :y
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 27 May 2012, 18:28:51
A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 27 May 2012, 18:33:03
A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*

Oi! I asked first!!  ::)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 27 May 2012, 18:35:21
A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*

Oi! I asked first!!  ::)

 ;D ;D All's fair in love and war LNB. :-* :-*
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2012, 18:38:33
A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The Master Silver Tongue isn't known as Delightful Den for nothing  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2012, 18:40:26
Do it. Better to regret things you've done rather than things you haven't. :)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 27 May 2012, 18:42:57
A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*

Oi! I asked first!!  ::)

 ;D ;D All's fair in love and war LNB. :-* :-*

LNB?? Makes me sound like a Sky installer!!!!
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2012, 18:44:12
A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*


......at your age......at her age. :D :D :D :)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2012, 18:44:39
I have been married for 18 years tomorrow :y

My honest answer would be, if your seriously thining down those line Martian you can't be happy with your Wife or Partner. If your not really happy with your partner then go for it but in my opinion she needs to be told to be fair.

Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 27 May 2012, 18:48:50
I have been married for 18 years tomorrow :y

My honest answer would be, if your seriously thining down those line Martian you can't be happy with your Wife or Partner. If your not really happy with your partner then go for it but in my opinion she needs to be told to be fair.

One assumes she's not an oofer??
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2012, 18:59:16
I have been married for 18 years tomorrow :y

My honest answer would be, if your seriously thining down those line Martian you can't be happy with your Wife or Partner. If your not really happy with your partner then go for it but in my opinion she needs to be told to be fair.

One assumes she's not an oofer??


Why? in my view thats right. My Mrs is actually a member but doesn't sign in
 :y
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: PhilRich on 27 May 2012, 19:10:07
Assuming this is a serious post & not a wind up Martian (nah, oofers don't wind each other up....do they? ::)) my reply is unequivocal, tell her nicely to go f**k herself! You're married?, then your relationship perhaps needs an overhaul with both you & swmbo taking a long cool look at where your marriage is now & where it's going in the future. You've been together 18 years, so you've got a serious investment there on many different levels, certainly too valuable to jeopardise on the promise of a wild but possibly very short sexual relationship with a flighty young madam you can't hope to keep in check! :(
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2012, 19:22:11
Assuming this is a serious post & not a wind up Martian (nah, oofers don't wind each other up....do they? ::)) my reply is unequivocal, tell her nicely to go f**k herself! You're married?, then your relationship perhaps needs an overhaul with both you & swmbo taking a long cool look at where your marriage is now & where it's going in the future. You've been together 18 years, so you've got a serious investment there on many different levels, certainly too valuable to jeopardise on the promise of a wild but possibly very short sexual relationship with a flighty young madam you can't hope to keep in check! :(


Oh Phyliss... I do love you  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: TheBoy on 27 May 2012, 19:30:43
Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2012, 19:52:42
Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D


You got that right, Mr TB. Still, in your younger days you may have been able to satisfy the sexual demands of this lady.  ::) ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: hercules on 27 May 2012, 19:59:14
Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D
Hmmmmmm yes i see your approach but she may want some sugar  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: TheBoy on 27 May 2012, 20:02:27
Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D


You got that right, Mr TB. Still, in your younger days you may have been able to satisfy the sexual demands of this lady.  ::) ::) ::) ;)
Nowadays, I'd rather have a nice mug of Tetley, with milk, and 2 sugars....
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 27 May 2012, 20:06:47
A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The Master Silver Tongue isn't known as Delightful Den for nothing  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :-* :-* :-*


Well if you're up for it love, we could split her affection............between the two of us of course. :-* :-*
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2012, 20:08:52
FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2012, 20:14:42
FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.


Quite a lot, I imagine. :)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2012, 20:17:20
FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.


Quite a lot, I imagine. :)

No more than one you give money to and they disappear afterwards.
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Martian on 27 May 2012, 20:33:29
FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
;D ;D ;D

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ;) ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle  ;)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2012, 20:37:22
FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
;D ;D ;D

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ;) ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle (http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle)  ;)

Glad to hear it mate. She'd probably beat the shit out of you anyway. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2012, 20:38:45
FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
;D ;D ;D

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ;) ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle  ;)


Hairy is it?.......and exactly how do you know that? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: bigboykarl on 27 May 2012, 20:41:36
go out ..get drunk..nail it..if u get caught blame the booze or stick to the old favourite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is)
Title: Re: What to do??
Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 29 May 2012, 20:59:33
I have been married for 18 years tomorrow :y

My honest answer would be, if your seriously thining down those line Martian you can't be happy with your Wife or Partner. If your not really happy with your partner then go for it but in my opinion she needs to be told to be fair.

One assumes she's not an oofer??


Why? in my view thats right. My Mrs is actually a member but doesn't sign in
 :y

I wasn't questioning the idea of her being one, merely that she's obviously not due to the original post!