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Re: What to do??
« Reply #15 on: 27 May 2012, 18:59:16 »

I have been married for 18 years tomorrow :y

My honest answer would be, if your seriously thining down those line Martian you can't be happy with your Wife or Partner. If your not really happy with your partner then go for it but in my opinion she needs to be told to be fair.

One assumes she's not an oofer??


Why? in my view thats right. My Mrs is actually a member but doesn't sign in
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #16 on: 27 May 2012, 19:10:07 »

Assuming this is a serious post & not a wind up Martian (nah, oofers don't wind each other up....do they? ::)) my reply is unequivocal, tell her nicely to go f**k herself! You're married?, then your relationship perhaps needs an overhaul with both you & swmbo taking a long cool look at where your marriage is now & where it's going in the future. You've been together 18 years, so you've got a serious investment there on many different levels, certainly too valuable to jeopardise on the promise of a wild but possibly very short sexual relationship with a flighty young madam you can't hope to keep in check! :(
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #17 on: 27 May 2012, 19:22:11 »

Assuming this is a serious post & not a wind up Martian (nah, oofers don't wind each other up....do they? ::)) my reply is unequivocal, tell her nicely to go f**k herself! You're married?, then your relationship perhaps needs an overhaul with both you & swmbo taking a long cool look at where your marriage is now & where it's going in the future. You've been together 18 years, so you've got a serious investment there on many different levels, certainly too valuable to jeopardise on the promise of a wild but possibly very short sexual relationship with a flighty young madam you can't hope to keep in check! :(


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Re: What to do??
« Reply #18 on: 27 May 2012, 19:30:43 »

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #19 on: 27 May 2012, 19:52:42 »

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D


You got that right, Mr TB. Still, in your younger days you may have been able to satisfy the sexual demands of this lady.  ::) ::) ::) ;)
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #20 on: 27 May 2012, 19:59:14 »

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D
Hmmmmmm yes i see your approach but she may want some sugar  ;)  ;D
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #21 on: 27 May 2012, 20:02:27 »

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though ;D


You got that right, Mr TB. Still, in your younger days you may have been able to satisfy the sexual demands of this lady.  ::) ::) ::) ;)
Nowadays, I'd rather have a nice mug of Tetley, with milk, and 2 sugars....
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #22 on: 27 May 2012, 20:06:47 »

A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters. :-* :-*

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The Master Silver Tongue isn't known as Delightful Den for nothing  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :-* :-* :-*


Well if you're up for it love, we could split her affection............between the two of us of course. :-* :-*
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #23 on: 27 May 2012, 20:08:52 »

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #24 on: 27 May 2012, 20:14:42 »

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.


Quite a lot, I imagine. :)
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #25 on: 27 May 2012, 20:17:20 »

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.


Quite a lot, I imagine. :)

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Re: What to do??
« Reply #26 on: 27 May 2012, 20:33:29 »

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
;D ;D ;D

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ;) ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle  ;)
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #27 on: 27 May 2012, 20:37:22 »

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
;D ;D ;D

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ;) ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle  ;)

Glad to hear it mate. She'd probably beat the shit out of you anyway. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #28 on: 27 May 2012, 20:38:45 »

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.
;D ;D ;D

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ;) ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle  ;)


Hairy is it?.......and exactly how do you know that? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What to do??
« Reply #29 on: 27 May 2012, 20:41:36 »

go out ..get drunk..nail it..if u get caught blame the booze or stick to the old favourite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
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