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Title: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 June 2013, 22:06:15
Don't you just hate it when you're in foreign climes on holiday, on business or just lost and you really need a good log out?  :-\

So you go in search of the nearest public loo and when you find one it's a Squat Bog!!  :(  or worse just a hole in the ground!!!  :o

Well here's the answer folks!!  I proudly present 'The Traffic Cone Throne'  :y :y :y

(http://i792.photobucket.com/albums/yy208/tiggerhayes/cone_zpsefe2bb0b.jpg) (http://s792.photobucket.com/user/tiggerhayes/media/cone_zpsefe2bb0b.jpg.html)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Andy B on 07 June 2013, 22:08:24
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant!  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: PhilRich on 07 June 2013, 22:11:40
Now that's what I call an 'inverse function'! ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: ozzycat on 07 June 2013, 23:08:07
magic just what the attendant orderd :D :D :Dhttp://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/cheesy.gif
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: omega3000 on 07 June 2013, 23:46:50
And you could wear it after  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Rods2 on 08 June 2013, 00:36:58
Very good, I could do with one of those in the Ukraine.  ::)
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cam2502 on 08 June 2013, 00:51:54
Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Varche on 08 June 2013, 06:46:42
Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I read somewhere they are favoured by the Germans. In any case it allows one to inspect ones stools and thus their own personal health. Blood, soft, hard, colour, undigested food etc....
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: biggriffin on 08 June 2013, 09:41:06
One expects no less from Johnny foreigners  ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Andy B on 08 June 2013, 09:56:40
Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I read somewhere they are favoured by the Germans. In any case it allows one to inspect ones stools and thus their own personal health. Blood, soft, hard, colour, undigested food etc....

Too much information ..........  ???  ???
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Andy B on 08 June 2013, 09:57:26
Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I've seen them in France.
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Kevin Wood on 08 June 2013, 10:12:01
Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I read somewhere they are favoured by the Germans. In any case it allows one to inspect ones stools and thus their own personal health. Blood, soft, hard, colour, undigested food etc....

Indeed. They are fond of the "dump and admire" technique. ::)
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: ronnyd on 08 June 2013, 20:15:50
At least there,s a seat, a few years ago in Montenegro had to use one that just had handles :o
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: hercules on 08 June 2013, 20:50:58
tbh the first time I saw one back in about 87/88 I was 13 I think I thought it was great...I stood aimed and bullseye it was a proper turdpedo straight down hahaha  ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Rods2 on 09 June 2013, 00:01:43
At least there,s a seat, a few years ago in Montenegro had to use one that just had handles :o

Luxury, pure luxury, just a hole in concrete over a pit with the walls to use for balance at the mother-in-laws in Ukraine. :o :o :o
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 June 2013, 01:11:31
I was transiting through Singapore airport a few years ago on my way to New Zealand when I felt the call of nature, which being of the No. 2 variety I made my way to the cubicles which turned out to be squat bogs!  ::)

Being a lot younger and more flexible than I am these days I thought "Hey ho, when in Rome....", so I'm squatting there doing my business , when the door to the next cubicle opens and I hear a very loud posh English voice indignantly say "Oh for f@#ks sake!!" :o

I laughed out loud, nearly lost my balance and pissed in my boxers!!!!!  :-[  ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 10:29:03
Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I read somewhere they are favoured by the Germans. In any case it allows one to inspect ones stools and thus their own personal health. Blood, soft, hard, colour, undigested food etc....

Too much information ..........  ??? ???

honestly they tell you many about your health condition.. :y
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 10:37:32
I was transiting through Singapore airport a few years ago on my way to New Zealand when I felt the call of nature, which being of the No. 2 variety I made my way to the cubicles which turned out to be squat bogs!  ::)

Being a lot younger and more flexible than I am these days I thought "Hey ho, when in Rome....", so I'm squatting there doing my business , when the door to the next cubicle opens and I hear a very loud posh English voice indignantly say "Oh for f@#ks sake!!" :o

I laughed out loud, nearly lost my balance and pissed in my boxers!!!!!  :-[ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
 
here , we have both of them.. in offices and houses.. elderly people uses the "luxury" one.. but I always prefer the older method.. however, in public places I hate the european style as its full of bacteria (the necessary plastic/paper feed apparatus that covers the "chair" is non-existent >:( -only in hotels)
 
also I discovered that in certain positions older style helps more than the other to.... ;D  you never feel the cold plastic in winter..
 
besides a hot water spray (both cold & hot) is very healthy in winters which I have in home.. and I never use cold water :) ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Andy B on 09 June 2013, 10:40:54
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besides a hot water spray (both cold & hot) is very healthy in winters which I have in home.. and I never use cold water :) ;D

I'm seen that many times when on holiday in Turkey, but have never been keen to actually try it  ::)
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 10:50:16
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besides a hot water spray (both cold & hot) is very healthy in winters which I have in home.. and I never use cold water :) ;D

I'm seen that many times when on holiday in Turkey, but have never been keen to actually try it  ::)

dry cleaning ::)  under certain circumstances it creates sand paper effect ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Andy B on 09 June 2013, 11:11:31
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dry cleaning ::)  under certain circumstances it creates sand paper effect ;D ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

especially if Izal is used   :o  :o  :o  :o

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/minor-british-institutions-izal-toilet-paper-1727294.html
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: henryd on 09 June 2013, 11:45:08
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dry cleaning ::)  under certain circumstances it creates sand paper effect ;D ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

especially if Izal is used   :o  :o  :o  :o

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/minor-british-institutions-izal-toilet-paper-1727294.html

Bloody awful stuff, brings back schooldays memories
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Elite Pete on 09 June 2013, 13:27:35
I'm alway at a loss as to what to do with my trollies at a plop and drop and also very scared incase I have one of those poops that start with a solid plug but end up all watery and gas. Thank god for the protection of a porcelain wall I say ::)
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: henryd on 09 June 2013, 18:05:23
I'm alway at a loss as to what to do with my trollies at a plop and drop and also very scared incase I have one of those poops that start with a solid plug but end up all watery and gas. Thank god for the protection of a porcelain wall I say ::)

I need the mind bleach after reading that :-X :-X
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Gaffers on 09 June 2013, 18:13:26
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Andy B on 09 June 2013, 18:31:37
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.

I have to disagree with you on that. I've never tried them - never will, but fail to see how you'd balance for long enough.  ???

Years back, on the way back from a work's 'outing', one of the lads just had to go. The coach was duly stopped while Geoff discretely went behind a large bush. Geoff was no stranger to a meat pie & was a big bloke and obviously didn't get his balance point quite right! Instead of him cr4pping on the ground, he cr4pped in his pants!  :o  :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Gaffers on 09 June 2013, 18:32:52
Next time you go on the porcelain put a thick book underneath each foot, I bet you notice a difference ;)
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 18:56:46
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.

yep :y
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 18:57:52
Next time you go on the porcelain put a thick book underneath each foot, I bet you notice a difference ;)

 ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 19:00:40
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.

I've never tried them - never will, but fail to see how you'd balance for long enough.  ???


thats the problem you must try..  :) you dont need to balance.. there is also another technique.. if the wall behind you is close enough, you can lean on it and you can rest also while..... ;D the only point s your slippers or shoes must be rubber not to skate while leaning.. ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Gaffers on 09 June 2013, 19:06:14
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.

yep :y

F&$% me, what a subject to be the first on which you agree with me, Cem  ;D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 19:18:06
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.

yep :y

F&$% me, what a subject to be the first on which you agree with me, Cem  ;D

 ;D :y

thats a very important subject and  I can talk for hours .. I like it ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 19:19:30
I discovered that body angle is critical .. and if you also have a prostate problem it blocks the road so angle becomes more important :-\

and another factor is that if its too solid (and small) moving from front to back slowly helps to push it..

and anyone who dont care about that subject, you must know that if you dont do it regularly and properly it can kill you :(
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: henryd on 09 June 2013, 23:21:09
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.

I've never tried them - never will, but fail to see how you'd balance for long enough.  ???


thats the problem you must try..  :) you dont need to balance.. there is also another technique.. if the wall behind you is close enough, you can lean on it and you can rest also while..... ;D the only point s your slippers or shoes must be rubber not to skate while leaning.. ;D

Wouldn't be good if you slipped,end up right in the shit :D
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 June 2013, 23:23:51
TBH, and I come from experience from having IBD here, the squat toilets are a much more natural position in which to do one's business.

I've never tried them - never will, but fail to see how you'd balance for long enough.  ???


thats the problem you must try..  :) you dont need to balance.. there is also another technique.. if the wall behind you is close enough, you can lean on it and you can rest also while..... ;D the only point s your slippers or shoes must be rubber not to skate while leaning.. ;D

Wouldn't be good if you slipped,end up right in the shit :D
technically thats not possible as the feet supports distance are narrower than your ars* ;D  unless you are a kid :y
 
ps: must admit though some models in public places are wider than standard :-\
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: ronnyd on 10 June 2013, 20:31:12
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dry cleaning ::)  under certain circumstances it creates sand paper effect ;D ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

especially if Izal is used   :o  :o  :o  :o

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/minor-british-institutions-izal-toilet-paper-1727294.html
  Ah, Izal, doesn,t really wipe, just spreads it about a bit. :-[
Title: Re: Squat bogs.....
Post by: Andy B on 10 June 2013, 20:32:24
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dry cleaning ::)  under certain circumstances it creates sand paper effect ;D ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

especially if Izal is used   :o  :o  :o  :o

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/minor-british-institutions-izal-toilet-paper-1727294.html
  Ah, Izal, doesn,t really wipe, just spreads it about a bit. :-[

That's if you use the smooth side ......  ::) ::) ;D ;D