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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 April 2014, 12:13:03
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life........so enjoy it because it may also be your last. :y
Don't stress or brood and follow the advice of our American friends when they say 'Don't sweat the small stuff'
Think positive thoughts and not negative ones, which will only make your face look like a 'slapped arse'
Follow Dr Opti's professional advice and you'll have a great day. :y :y :y
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
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Did I see this posting by you on Dr Opti facebook site?
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, give me wind, and make me subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. all my friends have died. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's licence.
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Did I see this posting by you on Dr Opti facebook site?
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, give me wind, and make me subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. all my friends have died. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's licence.
And why not? You're entitled to it till the day you die. (Probably at the wheel taking a whole bus queue with you). ;D
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::) ;D ;D ;D :y
oh..wise words by the way :)
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job? ;D
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job? ;D
Attention to detail......I like that. ;D ;D ;D
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job? ;D
Attention to detail......I like that. ;D ;D ;D
Does she leave her teeth in?
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job? ;D
Attention to detail......I like that. ;D ;D ;D
Does she leave her teeth in?
That's up to the buyer.
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job? ;D
Attention to detail......I like that. ;D ;D ;D
Does she leave her teeth in?
That's up to the buyer.
Deffo teeth in, please. ;D ;D ;)
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I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\
You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y
£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.
She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D
£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)
Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.
For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job? ;D
Attention to detail......I like that. ;D ;D ;D
Does she leave her teeth in?
That's up to the buyer.
Deffo teeth in, please. ;D ;D ;)
Sounds nice Ste but I don't think could live with the shame afterwards......................... I couldn't look the wife or kids in the eye ever again,.....................................I mean .................................... its a Deawoo
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You could always sell it again and buy twenty omegas. ::)
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You could always sell it again and buy twenty omegas. ::)
Only 20? :-\
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Shame on you Lord Opti for having such thoughts for your personal pleasures.....
Is M'lud taking the Daewoo Chavvy straight 4 today. :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D