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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Today is the first day of the rest of your life........so enjoy it because it may also be your last.

Don't stress or brood and follow the advice of our American friends when they say 'Don't sweat the small stuff'

Think positive thoughts and not negative ones, which will only make your face look like a 'slapped arse'

Follow Dr Opti's professional advice and you'll have a great day.


* Dr Opti charges a minimal fee of £50 to every person who reads this post. This fee is purely to cover Dr Opti's costs.

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[Stemo]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

[Stemo]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

[Varche]

Did I see this posting by you on Dr Opti facebook site?

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, give me wind, and make me subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. all my friends have died. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's licence.

[Stemo]

Did I see this posting by you on Dr Opti facebook site?

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, give me wind, and make me subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. all my friends have died. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's licence.

And why not? You're entitled to it till the day you die. (Probably at the wheel taking a whole bus queue with you). 

[cem_devecioglu]

 



oh..wise words by the way

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

[Stemo]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol.

[Stemo]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol.

But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol.

But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job?

Attention to detail......I like that.

[omegod]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol.

But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job?

Attention to detail......I like that.

Does she leave her teeth in?

[Stemo]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol.

But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job?

Attention to detail......I like that.

Does she leave her teeth in?

That's up to the buyer.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol.

But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job?

Attention to detail......I like that.

Does she leave her teeth in?

That's up to the buyer.

Deffo teeth in, please.