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Title: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Stemo on 01 June 2014, 20:45:12
The grass needs cutting badly. My gardener chappie has just texted and given me some cock and bull story about having a blood clot in his leg and being laid up for a month.

She'll have to cut it now. Poor thing.
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 June 2014, 20:48:24
Roundup is quite good if you don't like cutting grass.  :y

Keep it away from Mrs STEMO though, she might be tempted if she's depressed....  :-\
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Stemo on 01 June 2014, 20:49:36
Roundup is quite good if you don't like cutting grass.  :y
Do you know anywhere that's doing a trade club deal? I'll need a lot. ;D
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 June 2014, 20:51:42
Ah, better use diesel instead much cheaper and the stench will keep the local cats away!  :y

Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs STEMO though.....  :-\
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Stemo on 01 June 2014, 20:52:30
Ah, better use diesel instead much cheaper and the stench will keep the local cats away!  :y

Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs STEMO though.....  :-\
She'll be fine, she's a hardy wench.  :y
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Stemo on 01 June 2014, 20:53:40
Although I'd better tell her not to smoke her roll ups while she's doing it... :-X
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 June 2014, 21:03:29
Does she throw laptops about?  ::)
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Stemo on 01 June 2014, 21:05:25
Does she throw laptops about?  ::)
No. But I don't fancy her brother.
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 June 2014, 21:09:35
That's lucky, could be complicated that....  :o
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Vamps on 01 June 2014, 21:13:14
Has the thought occurred to you, to cut it yourself?............. :D :D
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Stemo on 01 June 2014, 21:16:36
Has the thought occurred to you, to cut it yourself?............. :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D you are a wag, Mike.
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 01 June 2014, 21:34:43
Pour petrol over it....and set light....far easier than cutting it  :y :D
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: flyer 0712 on 01 June 2014, 21:38:22
Pour whiskey on it.......And then it comes up ..half cut... :D :D
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: bigegg on 01 June 2014, 22:03:35
Get some Belieber grass.
It cuts itself.  ::)
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: chrisgixer on 01 June 2014, 22:08:06
Depressed? Of course she is, bless her.
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: martin42 on 01 June 2014, 22:23:47
Get a rabbit  ;D ;D

That will cheer up the misses  ;D
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Entwood on 01 June 2014, 22:31:53
Get a rabbit  ;D ;D

That will cheer up the misses  ;D

and don't forget the Duracell ..... they last longer .. apparently ..   :)
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: martin42 on 01 June 2014, 22:34:01
Stemo can buy daewoo batteries 99p pack of 12  ;D
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Entwood on 01 June 2014, 22:35:17
Stemo can buy daewoo batteries 99p pack of 12  ;D

Will they fit in the rabbit ....  :)
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: martin42 on 01 June 2014, 22:38:16
Yep aa size  ;D
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: Rods2 on 01 June 2014, 23:39:26
Get a kid goat to crop the grass. It will be ready for the BBQ at about the end of July. :y :y :y
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: pscocoa on 01 June 2014, 23:44:37
My wife cuts the grass as a way of avoiding other types of housework - so when I arrive back and ask why something is not done - "oh I had to cut the grass"
Title: Re: My wife is depressed...
Post by: al brown on 01 June 2014, 23:55:14
My wife cuts the grass as a way of avoiding other types of housework - so when I arrive back and ask why something is not done - "oh I had to cut the grass"

I am sure that when the missus says she is off to more the lawn no grass gets cut