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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Stemo on 01 June 2014, 20:45:12
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The grass needs cutting badly. My gardener chappie has just texted and given me some cock and bull story about having a blood clot in his leg and being laid up for a month.
She'll have to cut it now. Poor thing.
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Roundup is quite good if you don't like cutting grass. :y
Keep it away from Mrs STEMO though, she might be tempted if she's depressed.... :-\
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Roundup is quite good if you don't like cutting grass. :y
Do you know anywhere that's doing a trade club deal? I'll need a lot. ;D
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Ah, better use diesel instead much cheaper and the stench will keep the local cats away! :y
Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs STEMO though..... :-\
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Ah, better use diesel instead much cheaper and the stench will keep the local cats away! :y
Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs STEMO though..... :-\
She'll be fine, she's a hardy wench. :y
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Although I'd better tell her not to smoke her roll ups while she's doing it... :-X
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Does she throw laptops about? ::)
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Does she throw laptops about? ::)
No. But I don't fancy her brother.
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That's lucky, could be complicated that.... :o
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Has the thought occurred to you, to cut it yourself?............. :D :D
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Has the thought occurred to you, to cut it yourself?............. :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D you are a wag, Mike.
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Pour petrol over it....and set light....far easier than cutting it :y :D
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Pour whiskey on it.......And then it comes up ..half cut... :D :D
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Get some Belieber grass.
It cuts itself. ::)
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Depressed? Of course she is, bless her.
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Get a rabbit ;D ;D
That will cheer up the misses ;D
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Get a rabbit ;D ;D
That will cheer up the misses ;D
and don't forget the Duracell ..... they last longer .. apparently .. :)
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Stemo can buy daewoo batteries 99p pack of 12 ;D
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Stemo can buy daewoo batteries 99p pack of 12 ;D
Will they fit in the rabbit .... :)
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Yep aa size ;D
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Get a kid goat to crop the grass. It will be ready for the BBQ at about the end of July. :y :y :y
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My wife cuts the grass as a way of avoiding other types of housework - so when I arrive back and ask why something is not done - "oh I had to cut the grass"
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My wife cuts the grass as a way of avoiding other types of housework - so when I arrive back and ask why something is not done - "oh I had to cut the grass"
I am sure that when the missus says she is off to more the lawn no grass gets cut