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[Stemo]

The grass needs cutting badly. My gardener chappie has just texted and given me some cock and bull story about having a blood clot in his leg and being laid up for a month.

She'll have to cut it now. Poor thing.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Roundup is quite good if you don't like cutting grass. 

Keep it away from Mrs STEMO though, she might be tempted if she's depressed.... 

[Stemo]

Roundup is quite good if you don't like cutting grass. 

Do you know anywhere that's doing a trade club deal? I'll need a lot.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ah, better use diesel instead much cheaper and the stench will keep the local cats away! 

Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs STEMO though..... 

[Stemo]

Ah, better use diesel instead much cheaper and the stench will keep the local cats away! 

Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs STEMO though..... 

She'll be fine, she's a hardy wench. 

[Stemo]

Although I'd better tell her not to smoke her roll ups while she's doing it...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Does she throw laptops about? 

[Stemo]

Does she throw laptops about? 

No. But I don't fancy her brother.

[Sir Tigger KC]

That's lucky, could be complicated that.... 

[Vamps]

Has the thought occurred to you, to cut it yourself?.............

[Stemo]

Has the thought occurred to you, to cut it yourself?.............

you are a wag, Mike.

[Taxi_Driver]

Pour petrol over it....and set light....far easier than cutting it 

[flyer 0712]

Pour whiskey on it.......And then it comes up ..half cut...

[bigegg]

Get some Belieber grass.
It cuts itself. 

[chrisgixer]

Depressed? Of course she is, bless her.