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Title: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:27:34
Programme on ITV at 7:30 tonight. May be of interest to you. :-\
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 05 June 2014, 19:29:43
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:31:31
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 05 June 2014, 19:37:07
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y

Nor forgetting the dock leaf on top.
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:39:20
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y

Nor forgetting the dock leaf on top.
Dock leaf? Are you a real doctor?  :-\
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 05 June 2014, 19:40:32
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y

Nor forgetting the dock leaf on top.
Dock leaf? Are you a real doctor?  :-\
Yes, my credentials are on the internet. Somewhere. :)
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:41:29
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y

Nor forgetting the dock leaf on top.
Dock leaf? Are you a real doctor?  :-\
Yes, my credentials are on the internet. Somewhere. :)
I've seen your credentials, they're tiny. ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 05 June 2014, 19:43:03
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y

Nor forgetting the dock leaf on top.
Dock leaf? Are you a real doctor?  :-\
Yes, my credentials are on the internet. Somewhere. :)
I've seen your credentials, they're tiny. ;D
Us Drs don't do eye tests. You need an optician you short sighted person you. ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 05 June 2014, 19:43:43
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y

Nor forgetting the dock leaf on top.
Dock leaf? Are you a real doctor?  :-\
Yes, my credentials are on the internet. Somewhere. :)
I've seen your credentials, they're tiny. ;D
Us Drs don't do eye tests. You need an optician you short sighted person you. ;D

Actually we have one here. Dr Opti? Perhaps?
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:46:35
A stiff brandy 'll fix that. :y
I agree. Oh, and put a bread poultice on it.  :y

Nor forgetting the dock leaf on top.
Dock leaf? Are you a real doctor?  :-\
Yes, my credentials are on the internet. Somewhere. :)
I've seen your credentials, they're tiny. ;D
Us Drs don't do eye tests. You need an optician you short sighted person you. ;D

Actually we have one here. Dr Opti? Perhaps?
Dr Opti is from south Lincs. He likes to put his hands up horses arses. Well, actually, from what I've heard, any arse will do. ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:47:03
You two doctors should get together. :y
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 05 June 2014, 19:48:12
Ooh he's on form tonight ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 June 2014, 19:49:42
Far too many bogus doctors around here for my liking. I'm minded to complain to the medical council.

I can certainly get that Gixer chappie struck off.

Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:53:40
Far too many bogus doctors around here for my liking. I'm minded to complain to the medical council.

I can certainly get that Gixer chappie struck off.
Ohhhhhhh.........yes please. ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 05 June 2014, 19:55:12
Now look. If you where a real Dr you'd know that one Dr never incriminates another.

So that's you rumbled. Oh yes!
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Stemo on 05 June 2014, 19:58:22
Now look. If you where a real Dr you'd know that one Dr never incriminates another.

So that's you rumbled. Oh yes!
He's got a point. They stick together like mud wrestlers.



Mud wrestlers.........got meself goin again now. ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Rods2 on 06 June 2014, 00:32:39
With 3 doctors on here that must mean at least 8 different opinions on what's wrong with STEMO. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2014, 00:57:19
I prescribe... Well, er, Brandy of course. Although he'll only hear Randy. 3 times a day before meals.

And a hearing test of course.

And referral to Dr Opti for a nice invasive enema. That'll be the best part of him gone, and might clear his head while he's at it. ::)
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: martin42 on 06 June 2014, 21:23:34
If in doubt get the sonic screwdriver out  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Mr.Blobby on 06 June 2014, 23:17:59
With 3 doctors on here that must mean at least 8 different opinions on what's wrong with STEMO. ;D ;D ;D

I prescribe a visit to the vauxhall shoroom and trade in that dreadful daewoo ::) meanwhile keep taking the meds for bed wetting  :(
Title: Re: Diabetes sufferers
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 06 June 2014, 23:20:26
What's up Doc indeed ::)

Only one cure for that...

Kleenex :y