Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Kevin Wood on 30 July 2014, 13:39:24
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Can't think of anything, actually.. but I was feeling left out. ::)
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I'm too young to be considered middle aged. :)
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Oh, that's it. They're always in denial. :y
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Oh, that's it. They're always in denial. :y
Sixty is the new forty. :P
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Oh, that's it. They're always in denial. :y
No we are not!
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Me neither!
Is that... the distant smell.... of.... ......wee? :-\
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You really want to know???????? ::)
Just read what that bloke the Gixer writes, it gives you an idea :y
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Some middle aged people on here are using it to practice being a Victor Mildew, so they are experts by the time old age shortly arrives. I've heard it is a common affliction in Reading East. :P ;D ;D ;D
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Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! ::)
Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help.... :( ;D
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Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! ::)
Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help.... :( ;D
Agreed. :'( :'(
You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist. ::) ::) ::) ;)
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Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! ::)
Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help.... :( ;D
Agreed. :'( :'(
You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist. ::) ::) ::) ;)
Yes that would have been a wise investment! :y
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Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! ::)
Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help.... :( ;D
Agreed. :'( :'(
You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist. ::) ::) ::) ;)
Yes that would have been a wise investment! :y
Sir Tig......You could always tell the young woman that your arthritic old Omega is a future classic in the making. Watch her eyes glaze over when you try out that approach. :D :D ;)
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Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! ::)
Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help.... :( ;D
Agreed. :'( :'(
You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist. ::) ::) ::) ;)
Yes that would have been a wise investment! :y
Maybe it is still available for £1100. :)
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Unlike Doctor Opti who has them falling at his feet.....
Laptops that is. :P ;D ;D ;D
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Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! ::)
Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help.... :( ;D
Agreed. :'( :'(
You would need something like the Reliant Rebel I posted the other week to get the girls nice and moist. ::) ::) ::) ;)
Yes that would have been a wise investment! :y
Maybe it is still available for £1100. :)
For a 3 wheeled hyper-sports passion wagon her wants one of these high performance beauties with a massive 700cc (later 750cc) engine and a top speed of 76mph.
Go to any Ferrari meeting and he will have the women melting in his hands. :y ;D ;D ;D
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/BondBug700ES.jpg/280px-BondBug700ES.jpg)
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I've tried telling young hippie chicks that as my car runs on LPG it is a 'Green Machine' and much more environmentally friendly than petrol or diesel. ::)
I think they see through my ruse though.... :-\ :( ;D
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Unlike Doctor Opti who has them falling at his feet.....
Laptops that is. :P ;D ;D ;D
£38 for a new screen. :-\
Fitted it myself though. :y
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Just so I know which group I'm supposed to fit in,how old are you when you stop being young and start being middle aged?And how old do you need to be to stop being middle aged and become an old person?
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Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! ::)
Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help.... :( ;D
;D ;D :D
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For a 3 wheeled hyper-sports passion wagon her wants one of these high performance beauties with a massive 700cc (later 750cc) engine and a top speed of 76mph.
Go to any Ferrari meeting and he will have the women melting in his hands. :y ;D ;D ;D
Yep any classic sports car is a "puller" - can't beat it across a hot bonnet on a cold night ;)
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Middle age . . . . . ?
Errrrrrrrrrr, when was that ? ???
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Middle age . . . . . ?
Errrrrrrrrrr, when was that ? ???
In your particular case, Mr Rog........a long....long.....long...long time ago. :)