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[Sir Tigger KC]

I've tried telling young hippie chicks that as my car runs on LPG it is a 'Green Machine' and much more environmentally friendly than petrol or diesel.   

I think they see through my ruse though....     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Unlike Doctor Opti who has them falling at his feet.....





Laptops that is.

£38 for a new screen.

Fitted it myself though.

[BazaJT]

Just so I know which group I'm supposed to fit in,how old are you when you stop being young and start being middle aged?And how old do you need to be to stop being middle aged and become an old person?

[omega3000]

Trouble with being middle aged is you don't feel old and still like to think you can cut it with lovely young ladies in their twenties! 

Sadly, I've discovered that a 14 year old Omega isn't much help....   

 

[dbug]

For a 3 wheeled hyper-sports passion wagon her wants one of these high performance beauties with a massive 700cc (later 750cc) engine and a top speed of 76mph.

Go to any Ferrari meeting and he will have the women melting in his hands.

Yep any classic sports car is a "puller" - can't beat it across a hot bonnet on a cold night

[Rog]

Middle age . . . . . ?


Errrrrrrrrrr, when was that    ?   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Middle age . . . . . ?


Errrrrrrrrrr, when was that    ?   

In your particular case, Mr Rog........a long....long.....long...long time ago.